Comments on Profile Post by PixelatedSpeck~

YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
DODODODODODODO DO
DODODO DO
DODODO DO
DO
DODODODODODODO DO
DODODO DO
DODODO DO

please replace him with an Alolan Exeggutor soon

but she needs me to help take care of it if she gets one
because she's not tall enough

make a ladder
get another Alolan Exeggutor and make it lean on the other so you can walk on it

it's simple

no tHAT IS NOT SAFE
I AM NOT LETTING MY PRECIOUS BEAN CLIMB THE SIDE OF A PALM TREE TO 20+ FEET OFF THE GROUND ON HER OWN

you just slam it into the other
but it's okay
THEY CAN'T STOP SMILING LIKE DOOFS

THEN GET A BUNCH OF THEM AND LEAN THEM ON IT

you really underestimate how clumsy we both are

pile on a bunch of them, make a staircase with railing around it

stairs are not safe
again
you underestimate how clumsy we are

make an elevator out of Alolan Exeggutors

how would that even be possible
go to sleep
you sound more insane than me

you chop a bunch of them up no matter how scary or insane it may be, make their leaves into ropes, build an elevator, enslave some electric bugs to power it, plus some klinks, klangs, or klinkklangs

stop ruining my childhood

too late

it's been ruined

have fun

I am a perfectly capable human being thank you very much, and I can't find any place that sells anything tall enough to replace him yet.