Comments on Profile Post by PixelatedSpeck~

Don't bother, you'll die of boredom in this town before you can even try to find his house

I GUESS THINGS GET REALLY "Olds" AND BORING THERE

Puns like that also get "Olds" fast XD

I won't die of boredom while traveling... That's why Pokemon Go is a thing...

But then you won't be able to make any progress, too many to catch

I am a very determined slime. Don't underestimate me.

determination.

I knew someone would get that reference ;P

I was unaware of how determined a slime could be, forgive me

Forgiven. I'm also very understanding.

He replied. What is this madness

What? WHERE?!?!?!?!

sparta

On skype

Oh god not Sparta

That's it. I MUST MESSAGE HIM ON SKYPE! Brb

inb4 no reply

Too true, Sharubii

I CAN PREDICT STUFF

Just sent this to him: "Pixelated Speck said you replied to a Skype message. Turn yourself in, Xavier!"

it'll be tougher than that

Still waiting for a probably nonexistent reply...

Now I said: "If you see this message, please reply to the current comment chain about you on PixelatedSpeck's profile"

And now I wait

.....................................................................................................................

*plays the jeopardy theme*

Lol was just thinking that!

I'll give him one hour from now. If he doesn't respond anywhere in that time he hates me.

I'll try my best to comment here when his time is up if I remember...

or he finally went in too deep into the rabbit hole

I believe he's keeping an abstinence on messaging me... lol... I'm so talkative that conversations with me are like a drug!

"abstinence"

AiW reference woo!

Watch Xavier at 1 minute past an hour be like, ooh I'm late, I'm late!

It is safe to assume at this point that he is dead

he's a zombie
he's been a zombie

Zombies aren't smart enough to know white noise from music, he's just dead in his social life, and yet he says he's getting better about being an introvert... Hypocrite much?

...seems legit. Zombie theory confirmed.

No, the sad part is that it's true. This is better than before.

I wish I knew him from before, I'm good with opening up people... I got the shyest person in the school to open up to me, no joke!

Now I'm their only skype contact, lol

It's like beating Lonsdaleite with a pipe cleaner hoping it'll break.

That's the best comparison I can find for him

I was once as quiet and probably more quiet than Xavier... And I still kinda am... I have like maybe 2 irl friends I can trust... Only 2...

o.o one minute remaining!

;-;

I think it's safe to say he hates me... Still no response almost half an hour AFTER the original time...

Knew it all along.

nuuuuu

Yaaaaaa