Comments on Profile Post by Zelefant

wow thanks okay thats nice
guess ill stay with my ppl then
because we dont care if we arent "pure"

Gg 13 alerts

i got it
ill crop down the ikimaru pic on one side of the picture
and grian on the other

gud?

*HISSSSSSS*

^^^^^^

fine test me
am i really impure
i may have been before, as sollux
but i came back
and i read all of homestuck
lets go

You must take THE TEST:
Have you read the entirety of homestuck?
Did you like Homestuck?
Do you like being in the cult?

I readied the a little bit of the beginning of Homestuck until I accidentally closed the tab and got too lazy to go to my history and open it back up


And yet it's probably sacrilegious to say my name within the walls of the cults HQ

Homestuck isn't for everyone, and I can understand if you wouldn't want to read it.

1. yes
2. yes
3. while i was part of it yes
i then left and started my own
and stuff led to flamewars
but yes, i did


SEE IM PURE
HA

It was confusing at the beginning (and stayed that way until I accidentally closed the tab) but to be fair I was using my phone and my sister said there were cutscenes you could only see on your computer that made it make more sense

Please wait 6 to 8 weeks while your test results are evaluated...

correction: you needed flash
i just used a flash browser on ipad

Nepeta don't you mean 2-5 years?

6 to 8?
then how do you know if people are pure or not yet
the cult is barely 4 or 5 months old and like 2 or 3 months into it you started the test

Yes, and 6 to 8 weeks falls within 2 months.

oh i read 6-8 months

im done waiting
*borrows daves time travel abilities and goes forward 8 weeks*

oh hi what were my results
totally didnt ste- borrow daves time travel things and go forward im time here!

Yo Oryx what flash web browser did you use?

i recommend puffin

From the reviews puffin has sucked ever since the May 31st update

its good for homestuck
for complicated stuff no

Ah, Kden

Thx m8

you are specifically ignoring me
or are you actually ignoring me

?

my impure test

OHHH

No nepeta just knew you were impure from the start and decided not to check the test

but the test score in theory should be an A+

"In theory"

Theories can be disproven

In theory, the test should mean im pure. I read all of homestuck, I enjoyed it, and I did enjoy the cult.

BONUS QUESTIONNNN: If you enjoyed the cult then why'd you leave and form your own cult

it wasnt meant to be a trend

i left because i didnt finish hs and i understood nothing

Too many alerts from you guys

It seems you have requested an update on your test results.

Your test results will take another 6 to 8 weeks, minus one day, to process. Thank you for your patience.

A. Jesus christ this comment chain is long.
B. I am staying as far away from the cult thread as possible because every time I do anything there it's either interpreted overtly seriously or becomes a joke that's taken way to far.
C. Nepeta just let him in the cult with a grian edit, It'd be way better than SlenderGrian

(go up i time travelled
thx)

We're sorry, but your results exist outside the space time continuum. Please wait another 6 to 8 weeks, minus one day, for them to process. Thank you for your patience.

*Years into the future, but not many...*

He wasn't exactly "patience"
Like he time traveled to get his answers come on

Please stop

Nu

delete all the comments from this post that you made

Just take it to a convo

But taking to a convo is for ordinary peopllllle

bio you're ordinary
well your mind isnt

The mind defines the actions of a person, does it not?

So if my mind isn't ordinary, then I'm not ordinary

rip my logic
my logic isnt ordinary
im not ordinary either