Comments on Profile Post by TNTWaffles

Soon to be Bacon in boots ;33

NOOOO

PLZ NO

I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!

LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BEEF

I could never turn such a cute lil' pig into bacon.

(Am I evil? Yes? Good.)

And thank you for the compigment

Oh that's a clawver pun.

I sea what you did there

Purrhaps I should have b33n sneakier with my puns then?

I OINK STANDING FOR THIS

Beclaws my puns are just too purrfect fur you?

GAH! THIS IS UNBULLWEVILBLE

Purrhaps you should give up. It'll be easy; there's no way you can beat my pawesome puns. I'm just sorry it has to catpun this way.

I am going to make you slop and cry because my puns are too porkchoppy.

My compurrter states there's a high pawsability I'm going to continue making clawesome puns.

(I'm not great with existing, and puns)

You have trapped me in a quackmire

I wish you the best of lick getting out of there, beclaws I'll never let you fr33!

I ham going to get out! I will not be kept here! I am not yolking!

BTW if I am unhealthy, don't cure me. PLZ

I want to be baconed

Wanna hear a pun? You would taste delicious as bacinboots