Comments on Profile Post by PixelatedSpeck~

no I win

I'll fight u

figt meh I rekt u

You're too tall, you'll just trip over me. Therefore I win.

but you're too short to hit me, therefore I win

I'll have you know I am a perfectly average height. I'll be able to kick your shins at the very least.

but I can reach the top shelves in the kitchen

;-; it's true. My one weakness, shelves that are placed too high.

my weakness is those stupidly short doorways that I have to duck through

I thought your weakness was my amazing staircase

that too
your house is just built for short people ;-;

Wat