Comments on Profile Post by Labyrinth

That benefit being money ;33

Oh, by the way, could I borrow some money?

depends, do you have any pcp lying around

...Yes.

cool, just hand it over and i'll fund for your Steam Summer Sale payoffs

I have no use for Steam Summer Sale, since there's nothing I want to buy.

*gives pcp*

wtf

:??

well idfk what else to spend the money on

uhhh

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want some tickets to some hot springs area somewhere in Boston?

I wouldn't mind a pack of gum or something.

well fuck, if i got a refund on these tickets and spent it all on gum that would be like 750,000 packs of gum

How about the xX_iiMLGNOSCOPERii_Xx Gaming PC?

fuck that, the raffle for it ended hours ago and now its like 10x my price range

Alright, uh...How about a voodoo doll?

sure, but whos name do i put on the tag?

'Donald Trump' would be fun.

im sorry, i can't put a curse on someone thats already damned

Damn...

Alright, how about 'The Entire Population of Planet Earth'?

inb4 sends the doll to space

thatll be eighty five cents

*gives eighty five different scents*

There ya go sir.

woman, do you plan on filling my quota or giving me a Voldemort facelift???

A voldemort facelift, you say?

*whacks you in the face with a lead pipe*

That'll be a million dollars.

OW FUCK YOU

*whacks you in the face with a lead pipe again*

That'll be another million dollars; swear charge.

jokes on you, that'll be three million dollars for disabled assault

I beg to differ, because it was the voodoo doll who did it, not me. That'll be 10 million dollars for threats.

i literally have to sell two limbs to cover that

oh wait

We also accept vital organs.

jokes on you, im already empty inside

Then might you be interested in a job we have open? We need a wacky waving inflatable tube man.

no

Yes. The voodoo doll commands it.

the doll was a scam

Oh really? Then why are you about to do THIS!

*throws voodoo doll out the window*

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...Damn it.

wanna do drugs

Yeah sure why not.