Comments on Profile Post by Mistrise Mystic

We are both lawyers

It's so bad that it's good, then goes back around to being bad. Then back to good again.

A horse walks into a bar

The customers leave after noticing the potential danger in this situation

Oh oh oh I have a great one!!!


How do you confuse a blonde?

You paint yourself green and throw forks at them

How do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head. Too far?

Nope. You can never go too far with anti-jokes

:D
What did the smily face say to the people?
"I HATE ALL OF YOU"

How do you roast a plump turkey?
you...

put it in an oven

Put it in a oven?

yes

How do you deprive someone of sleep?
I will leave the answer up to you guys, for now, I am going to sleep.

Yell into their ear

I mean, that's one way, I guess.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's sharp, big, and in my pants?

A knife

How do you upset a black person?