Comments on Profile Post by Mistrise Mystic

Roses are Red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

You punch him in the face.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I swear, I did not find the paint one on the same website you used, I just know that one xD

What did the disabled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

A man walks into a bar.

His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why couldn't that dinosaur break through the brick wall? I dunno, I'm asking you the question.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she did not have any hands.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Not sally

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why did the plane crash?

Because Sally was driving it.

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

what's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Two men walk into a bar...
The third ducked.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. the owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. the owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

That's the best one. No contest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is
actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the
man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

I know a great knock-knock joke, but it's a little different. One of you people have to start it for it to work.

knock knock

Who's there?

Little tim.

Uhm... that works, I guess. You were meant to be all confused about what you were meant to say there

^^^That say's, Little tim who. shut up, it does.

Little tim who?

Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks.

The Little Tim you ran over.

I SAID THAT FIRST, MR. XAVIEREXE

Oh God this is the largest profile post of all time.

I'm so proud.

Should we continue this thread or make a new one?

also:
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Tru dat.
We need some more people,
START TAGGING @MinerDwarf222 @Elite_Player @Endertricity @Ryguy

Ooh, can I start an anti joke thread?

@Tempus @CuddleDragonHoke @Abandonedbank @xShirokaze

No. I own rights to every anti-joke in existence and you can't make any.

(Actually good idea)

@Dirty Dan , make a antijoke thread, BUT CREDIT ME AND @mod FOR STARTING IT!!

@eeveelution @pixoul @Cow @Coolfood @mod

I'll start working on the thread.

How do you get a person out of your house?
After they have stayed a while, kindly asks them to leave.

*If that does not work, pull out a bat or shotgun and ask them again

a made up on the spot one, so it might suck...

What is @Odnod 's favorite game? I dunno, ask him.
What is his least favorite game? Duck hunt.

m8 duck hunt is great

wow, this duck is a murderer.

Aslo:
What did the girl say when she was stung by a bee?

Nothing, she was allergic.

I read that as "nothing, she was magic"

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/anti-jokes.120500/

I GOT LIKE 50 ALERTS DAMMIT

HERE, HAVE ANOTHER!

We gotta keep this chain going! I notified people on the anti-joke thread to help make this the longest chain on the forums!

Bionic u deserved it for giving me 50 alerts with yotam

Lel