Comments on Profile Post by Kahsol

what's the deal with this crazy mixed up world we live in with folks thinkin' they can just WALTZ up 'n down main street putting down another man's pasta? Sheeeesh. The nerve of some people, am I right *sips beverage

I'm very sorry spaghetti lord, I hadn't realized it was a you! Forgive me boss.

Fear not my disciple, for all sins shall be forgiven when you prepare a pristine plate of pastitsio

*You prepare the meal.

*The meal looks back at you

*I yell at the meal.
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"

*the meal wonders what it did to make you so upset and becomes self-conscious

*I ponder about the spaghetti sin I have just committed.

*The meal wraps its noodles around you for a warm embrace

*I struggle as it becomes more of a squeeze.

*the pasta realizes it full potential and squeezes tighter

*I save myself and eat the noodles.

*the noodles digest themselves in spite of you

*I make a mess just to show the digested noodles who's boss.

*the mess starts evolving into a bigger mess

*I throw a temper tantrum at the pasta.

*The pasta has no hands and therefore can't catch your tantrum, so the mess puts it on top of the pasta

*I give up and commit arson.

*The world burned down. Your sins are now forgiven.

*I cry out to the world, "I'm still here!"*