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my dad made me watch all star wars movies, it was so fun, he wanted me to do it so we can see the new one

There's a movie marathon of Star Wars coming up on a certain channel (or netflix, I'm not sure) which counts down every movie till the Force Awakens - which will be played ON that channel!

Why is there a black stormtrooper? Who's this Kyle guy? Where's Luke? Where's Leia? Where're the other droids?
SO MANY QUESTIONS
SO MUCH HYPE

but not enough movies to answer them -;

Pretty sure there's always been black stormtroopers, but you couldn't see that they were actually black.
Kylo Ren is an acolyte of sorts from a cultist group called Knights of Ren that are dedicated to the dark side (and yet, they're still not siths ;-;)
C-3PO & R2-D2 are in this movie, though I'm not sure what type of part they play in the story.
Leia's only seen once the last trailer, and Luke's gone into hiding.

WAIT
NO
THOSE WEREN'T SERIOUS QUESTIONS
DON'T TELL ME AAHHHH

TOO LATE! MWHAHAHAHAHA!