Comments on Profile Post by SpadenadeZ1

Let's take the deadpan out of the humor, save the death for.... Later.... And use the pan to fry up some fun jokes.

Okay so.

What do you say when two grapes get violently crushed in a car crash? :D





They were in a bit of a....





Traffic jam. *ba dun tsss*

How many hands does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



None! The only thing you need to screw in a lightbulb is a pair of scissors. :^)

What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin?



"You're looking FLAMEboyant today. :D", he said, as both jack-o-lanterns slowly were engulfed in flames, violently ending their short and pitiful existence.

Dangit I said I would save the death for later but every single one of these jokes invoked death!

Oh well, maybe next time I'll be able to make a joke when I'm not in a horrible mood and should probably go I bed before I injure anyone, such as myself, or maybe even.... *gasp* me and I!

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