Comments on Profile Post by Tubular Toasts

The definition of life... It will happen to everyone someday. It will hit you like a train

What if I take out some railroad spikes and cause the pain train to fall off the tracks into a moderately sized pond?

Who says it uses railroad spikes. It uses the power of magic. Its like harry potter's mlg train 9 and 3/4

Im imagining the Polar Express, except you go to Rainbow Hell with Fabulous Satan saying, "Welcome ta Hell, betcheees!" As his Hot Topic skinny jeans become increasingly tighter to the point that you start to feel uncomfortable

Correct, only satan says "welcome to your last rainbow party" then licks his lips as his skinny jeans becom tighter everytime you look at them

Then he goes, "Now turn around so I can hit ya' where the good Lord split ya" before slapping the rainbows out of your cheeks

Why has no one made this a skit or even a machinima on youtube yet!?

Oh my god that'd be great xD

It would probably be taken down though due to "innapropriate for all audiences" ;D

I doubt it. You can get away with anything on youtube as long as its legal and doesn't have copyrighted content :^)

R u thinking what I'm thinkin

lez do dis >:]