The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fuck to sleep.
The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I’ll read you one very last book if you swear You’ll go the fuck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest Like the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.
The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon. The field mice, they make not a peep. It’s been thirty-eight minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.
All the nursery kids are in dreamland. The froggie has made his last leap. Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
The owls fly forth from the treetops. Through the air, they soar and they sweep. A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love. Come on, shut the fuck up and sleep.
The cubs and the lions are snoring, Wrapped in a big snuggly heap. How come you can do all this other great shit But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?
The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle. The sparrow has silenced her cheep. Fuck your stuffed bear, I’m not getting you shit. Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.
The flowers doze low in the meadows And high on the mountains so steep. My life is a failure, I’m a terrible parent. Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.
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