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I would've included a part about Washington burying his foot in King George III's ass, but there wasn't enough room (that actually happened, btw).

History 101 with TheShadowFox

So we landed on the shores of this tiny island, and these natives were like "Nice belts on your hats." And we were like "I don't think we're gonna get along very w-OH NO! WE'RE STARVING!" And they were like, "Take this fish and this corn and stuff." And we were like, "Wow! That's amazing! Hey, can we steal all of your land and all your belongings?" Then there was a war and everyone died.

Wow why didnt you help me back in 7th grade history man. This would have been helpful then.

Then we angered some Englishmen and shot a bunch of them in Brooklyn, which, oddly enough, became known as the Boston Massacre in Boston.