Comments on Profile Post by TheZygartist

*Stares Zahr,Has visions of seeing Zahr as an Hot-dog (R.I.P polt)* *Shakes his head* Huh...What's happening? :I

I dunno, what's happing?

happening*

NVM...*Still straing at Zahr* ...Kay *Goes on Zahr's head*

*Sneakily licks Zahr's crown*

*notices him*
Ya're weird

*Begins to chew the crown*

pls, stop now, that's precious

*Continues to chew it*

.....
I said stop

*Still continuing to chew it*

*is about to lose it*
.....

*Continues*

*grabs it and makes him fall on to the ground*

While no one is looking flys away*

*Regains consciousness* Huh...I'm sorry :I When i'm hungry i'm acting really weird...

Fine, but stop doing that...

It's not really my fault...Ok it's my fault, but not totally....*Begins to chew a carpet*

Smacks your tongue* stop it! It's on my profile page, so it's my carpet, and I really liked that one

.....
k then

*Stops to chew the carpet* Okay...*Beins to chew a table*

Stop chewing the furniture! I paid for that... Here, have a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry

*Ignores and continues*

Possesses you to walk outside and chew a tree then leaves you* don't eat furniture.

*Resists to the possession and continues to chew the table*

Shoots a burst of spiritual energy* Get out of my house! *slapss you*

*Don't even flinch and continues to chew the table*

Possesses the "knightmare" and charges you* LOOK WHAT I GOT

*grabs him and brings him far away*

Stop for once

pls, God of sentient souls, that's not intimidating at all

Nuuuuu!! ;w; Mah table!...*Takes out an axe and swings it everywhere* Let me da table!!!!!

Oh, I will, just, you know, *cries*

returns with the whole spectral army*

Is this?

Commands some spirits on le*

._. U wot M8. *Enchants his axe with holy water and light magic and begins to "cut" some spirits*

I've seen much worse, I've seen my skin rotting, felt my soul being consumed by my Godmother, got blinded at the left eye, got possessed by a demon and killed a god, a giant armor for me is nothing

NU! My spirits can only be hurt by:

The poltergust
Zahr

*Stops to "cut" sprits* Thanks for da tip scrub! Ehehehehehe... *Invoke the poltergust* BE READY FOR FRED-....*Cough* BE READY FOR MEH!

/kick lemegabarbare

*Nothing happens* It doesn't work here....

*Uses the poltergust on all the spirits*

Laughs* we can escape easily! @_Zahr'ghûl_ ! Break this horrid machine!

*Pulls Spirit out of the poltergust and continues to chew the table*

Fine! Have the table! Just... Go and take it

I'm to weak to carry it! ;w;

Fine! *assigns a spirit to carry it for you*

*Stares the spirit* ... *Jumps on him to try to eat him*

No. Bad yoshi. You can't hurt Phil here

*Jumps again on him*

Slaps you*

*Don't feel the pain and jumps again on him*