Comments on Profile Post by A Regular Undead

When I say dark humor I mean when the punch line is fucked up

What do you do when you see a baby walking in circles?

Stop laughing and nailhis other leg

K. How about this.
Susie's parent is trying to console her about her dead dog.
"don't worry Susie. Ricky is probably in heaven"
Susie answered "What does God want with a dead dog anyway."

My son told me he doesn't want to visit grandma, I told him to shut up and keep digging.
@CraftedMovie

+Rep for actually giving credit. Impressed.

I had a screen shot of that for a couple of days then I accidentally deleted it

I was scared when I saw what's mom and dad do in bed at night. Now I know, I wouldn't be scared about it anymore, if only mom wasn't dead 4 months ago back then.

You're making the punch line too obvious, you need to hint at it so the reader will find it himself and be shocked by his iwn darkness

hmm....let me see
A man see a woman standing on the edge of a bridge. He tried to convince her to at lease have "fun" with him for one last time before she jump, in which the woman refuse. After that, he just left. The woman asked
"Is that all? You're not gonna convince me not jumping down?" He replied.
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you will still be warm."

*claps* you're getting better

"All those 9/11 images made me remember my dad"
*did he die on that day?*
"Yes, he called me from the plane, I'll never forget his last words"
*what were they?*
"Allah akbur"

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

stop