Comments on Profile Post by IAmTheToaster

Step 1: Change your name to Juan
Step 2: Move to Mexico
Step 3: Pretend to be drunk
Step 4: Go around screaming "I'M THE AMURICAN PRESIDENT"
Step 5: Get seriously injured, be sure to play dead
Step 6: Don't open eyes until you are in a hospital
Step 7: Say you are having trouble moving
Step 7.1: Try to talk as little as possible

Step 8: Open your mouth when a nurse comes by
Step 9: Wait for food
Step 10: When nurse comes with food, ask for them to feed you
Step 11: Eat

brb gonna go try it now.

genius

So toaster? Does it work?

I'm only about half-way through and I've been yelled at by what I assume is a Mexican gang. I am in fear of my life.

Go you are inbetween 4 and 5... well, run into a car, and that'll get you to 6 in no time!

Alright!

Update: I just had the best Mexican hospital food ever.

Great job! Now repeat this three times a day, and you should be good for life!

This sounds hard. But you gotta do what you gotta do.