Maxie for president of the Universe

This is a very important topic for me

We need more Maxie Lore Please

WE NEED MAXIE (THE ALPHA MALE GIGA CHAD SIGMA)
in the Fruma Update
It is very important
Maxie needs to ascend to the level over gods

Thank you

But for real
Maxie is my favourite NPC (close before Seaskipper)
and we need more Maxíe

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Salted on his way to delay the Fruma Update to add more Maxie Lore

 

counterpoint:

 

Maxie has infintly more wifes than you, so he deserves to be in the Fruma update

 

maxie has 1 husband and 0 wives does this mean i have negative wives

 

yes

 

Wish granted. Maxie will be executed by the royal guard in a Fruma quest

 

But he just fakes his death or just ascends to the heavens and comes back as a god?
Right...?
RIGHT?!?!?!?!

 

i am going to eat his soul as he dies

 

I'm realtalk gonna cry if he dies

 

Then Weep.

 

*the sound of silence starts playing*