Bri'ish Wynncraft: Final FIGHT of EPIC Epicness and Finishing Finality (Part 3/3) (GRAND Finale)

Part 1: https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/briish-wynncraft-humble-beginnings-part-1-3.301374/
Part 2:https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/briish-wynncraft-midway-madness-part-2-3.301397/

Refresher: After beating up 2 different old people and assembling a team with famous youtubers Markiplier, Pewdiepie and BadlandsChugs, we were now ready to invade Queen Elizabeth II’s residence, looking for answers.
Feel free to skip to the part with the Queen if you just want the JUICY goodness (scroll down until you see 4 videos)

Finally arriving at the gates of Buckingham Palace we saw 2 knights, guarding the entrance.

Spoiler: the men

They warned us about the challenges that we would have to face, but ultimately allowing us to proceed.

“The first floor will be covered in suspicion and mischief.

The second floor will be a nightmare you won’t wake up from, an endless dream.

The third floor will be a challenge unfit for young ones, only those old and experienced shall reign supreme.

The fourth floor will be the closest to the Queen.

The fifth floor is your objective.”

Soon enough we would learn what those “challenges” were. Arriving at the first floor we saw… wait, is that who I think it? Holy moly!!! If it isn’t famous streamer Jerma985, but he looked different, a bit… SUSSY!

Spoiler: OMG, it's the guy!!

He started yelling things like “SUS” “SUSSY” “WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!”. And he did all this while acting like a dog with rabies. Anyways, I prepared myself to punch him in the face (because I’m very badass)

Spoiler: what I looked like

But this somehow angered him more than it should have, he started running around the room yelling “SUSSY” “SUSSY” “SUS”, what a nutjob. Looked like he had seen a ghost.

Spoiler: Jerma's vision

Pewdiepie being the gamer that he is explained to me that he had been infected by the among us virus, and that was why he was acting so weird. Thanks pewdiepie, very cool.

Spoiler: thanks

Faced with this new information I said “among us is cringe”. This cause Jerma985 to be cured of the illness.

Spoiler: Live Jerma Reaction

“Uh? Where am I-“
I used this opportunity to shoot him.

Moving onto the next floor there was one fat man and what I presumed to be 2 lackeys.

Spoiler: Why the mask tho

“Ha, what a lovely party we have here. Be not afraid, mere mortals. I shall make this quick”

I tried to shoot the fat man first, but the bullet ended up missing and somehow started ricocheting all over the room, hitting me in the knee. What kind of luck is that??? Thankfully Markiplier was there and he gave me some of his milk, allowing me to regenerate. It’s just that good.

“Oh wait, this guy is famous Minecraft youtube Dream!” Said Badlands. He knew this because after casually chugging all water on earth as a hobby, he discovered that 75% of the water in the ocean is actually just the tears of fatherless Dream stans after their parents left them.

“Oh, it’s that one guy that leeched off my popularity once lol” added Pewdiepie. Thanks pewdiepie, very cool.

Spoiler: thanks

Dream’s lackeys went mad, and started charging towards us. Luckily Markiplier, being the chad that he is, broke their arms. (They crunched like sticks)

Spoiler: Epic Beatdown

In such bad condition Dream’s lackeys could no longer appear in his videos, making him lose views. This caused him to have a heart attack (along with type 2 diabetes probably).

However, right before his heart stopped functioning, he started singing the lyrics of the song “Mask”. This caused our ears to bleed, but still, we moved onto the next floor.

There we found a bakery, but when we went inside we saw something extremely terrifying, here’s the footage.



Holy crap, was that EDP?? AND HE WAS EATING A CUPCAKE?! He was about to achieve full power mode, someone had to stop him.

Badlands swooped in and struck a straw in EDP’s veins.

He then proceeded to leech all the nutrients off his body.

Spoiler: Wonder how it tasted like

After the threat was taken care of we moved onto the 4th floor, after this we would go to the floor where Queen Elizabeth II resided.

But wait, what’s that? Are those cultists? I can’t really see well…

Spoiler: The sinners

OH MY GOD, IT’S PRINCE PHILIP!!

The old man got up from his tomb and the cultists vanished.

“MEDDLING KIDS, YOU CANNOT STOP MY WRATH. SOON ENOUGH EARTH WILL BE CONSUMED BY DARKNESS. YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES WILL MANIFEST THEMSELVES RIGHT BEFORE YOU AND YOU’LL BE FORCED TO FACE THEM. I WILL MORPH THIS INSIGNIFICANT PLANET INTO A LAND OF CHAOS.”

“morph? don’t you mean morb lol” said Pewdiepie. Thanks pewdiepie, very cool.

Spoiler: thanks

BUT OH WAIT, suddenly actor Jared Leto from movie Morbius appeared and yelled “IT’S MORBIN TIME” and “PREPARE TO GET MORBED”!

Prince Philip was instantly banished to the Morb realm, allowing us easy passage to the 5th floor. Thanks, Jared Leto.

After saying goodbye to the morb guy we went to confront Queen Elizabeth II, this was it, this was the moment of truth. Just before the entrance to the 5th floor we found some kind of jukebox. This was the final battle so of course we needed epic gamer music, these were the choices:









Just pick the most EPIC and SWAG song before the epic battle of epicness commences.
(PS: Reading the images is pretty hard, if you want to see all the little details I recommend that you use the links in the spoilers instead and zoom (ctrl + mouse wheel))

Spoiler: Part 1

https://forums.wynncraft.com/attachments/upload_2022-7-20_2-0-23-png.181752/

Spoiler: Part 2

https://forums.wynncraft.com/attachments/upload_2022-7-20_2-8-37-png.181754/

Spoiler: Part 3

https://forums.wynncraft.com/attachments/upload_2022-7-20_1-37-50-png.181749/

“I must be honest, I am truly impressed. When I saw your face back when the ground shook and rifts formed I thought nothing of it. Then I was warned of your intentions to barge into my palace, but still, I never thought you and your little friends would get past my first phase AT BEST, much less that you’d be close to defeating my second one. But you see, you can’t kill the immortal, young one. You’ve made it far, so I think that I owe you an explanation. I am the queen and sole monarch of Hell. Life was tiring down there, every day was the same thing over and over again. So I decided to have a little fun and I tried to get out, but that’s not how it works. One simply cannot leave Hell nor Heaven, these are the rules with very few exceptions. Yet, this wasn’t enough to deter me. I studied the ancient dark magics and after a few sacrifices here and there I was able to break free. Thing is, the universe wasn’t really too keen on its rules being broken, so something went wrong and now every once in a while rifts are formed. These rifts can either take you from one dimension to another, or they could just take you a few blocks away, same chance. This is the reason why you have encountered so many magical creatures along your journey. Didn’t stop you from beating them up like an animal, though…”

I was shocked. All I wanted to do was have a date with my tinder gf, I never expected to end up face to face with Satan. But after this long and arduous journey I really feel like I have learned something valuable. More than just something, even.

I can feel that the Queen is preparing something, but I must stand my ground, I must fight back. For my brothers in arms!!

“Anyway, now is around the time that I kill you for knowing too much. So, here it go-“

“SHUT UP, DEVIL! I still remember the last words of my dying father: “Son, you are very cool”. And I’m going to prove him that I am, indeed, very cool! I’ll prove him that I’m cooler than an Alpha male. Cooler than a Sigma, even.

I know you think you’re though and all, but there’s one grave mistake that you and your BRI’ISH comrades made. YOU MESSED WITH AN AMERICAN!!!!!"

Spoiler: LONG LIVE AMERICA!!

And then suddenly everyone was alive and well and their lives went back to normal except they started hanging out with me because im cool and theyre cool

The End :D

 

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