SPOILER Every Wynncraft Quest In A Nutshell

Why did I do this? Good question. Enjoy my thoughts on every quest in the game :)

Spoiler: Levels 1-20

King's Recruit

- Here's a fancy mechanic you'll never use on your first playthrough​

Enzan's Brother

- Please talk to my brother for me even though he's like 2 feet away​

Poisoning The Pest

- How that farm not on fire doe​

Cook Assistant

- Here's a taste of how fetch quests are like in Wynncraft​

The Sewers of Ragni

- 7/10 needs more rats​

Infested Plants

- Saccharum all day everyday only saccharum​

Underwater

- This helmet looks important​

Elemental Exercise

- I didn't get to keep the cool fire weapon :(​

Mushroom Man

- I'm Yahya and I'm the best recurring character​

Creeper Infiltration

- This cave was annoying to get to I hope I don't have to come back anytime soon​

Arachnid's Ascent

- Babe it's 4pm time to get stuck in a cutscene​

Deja Vu

- I've just been in this place before higher on the street​

Potion Making

- Stop giving me brown mushrooms stupid cows​

Maltic's Well

- I mean... did the witch really do anything bad?​

Grave Digger

- Here hold onto my dead brother's ashes for me for 48 levels​

Spoiler: Levels 21-35

Macabre Masquerade

- Oooooo spooky mask​

Studying the Corrupt

- The rest of the game is now a challenge of how far you can go without triggering the Adventuring Mage's cutscene again​

Pit of the Dead

- Running in a cave simulator​

Cluck Cluck

- Somebody call PETA​

Dwelling Walls

- Damn bro you lived like this?​

The Dark Descent

- I sure wonder if those people are okay​

Recover the Past

- It's so crazy how Caid is now the protagonist of Wynncraft​

Lost Tower

- lol what was this quest again​

The Corrupted Village

- Umm... thanks for the potato? I guess?​

The Mercenary

- This is a real sneaky snitch moment​

Misadventure on the Sea

- COLOSSAL RAT​

Craftmas Chaos

- Santa is dead and I killed him, Craftmas is over everyone go home​

Green Gloop

- The glassblowing merchant is cool I guess​

A Sandy Scandal

- What do you mean I don't have to kill the bandit leader​

Meaningful Holiday

- Why is Santa, out of all the NPCs, a recurring character​

Kingdom of Sand

- This is also a real sneaky snitch moment​

Stable Story

- And so the gambling begins​

Tribal Aggression

- We're really just walking back and forth between these two camps huh​

WynnExcavation Site A

- I think these people are trustworthy​

Spoiler: Levels 36-50

Wrath of the Mummy

- Wait that pink wool I got at level 10 was important?​

Canyon Condor

- Navigating the mesa is such a pain please help​

Pirate's Trove

- We really just robbed Llevigar and never brought it up again huh​

Ice Nations

- This helmet also looks important​

Tower of Ascension

- Morph set OP​

Heart of Llevigar

- Yeah this city seems safe​

Star Thief

- heehoo cosmic energy make mind go brrrrr​

Clearing the Camps

- YEP ORCS​

Underice

- Well would you look at that, the helmet really was important​

Fate of the Fallen

- Wow Theorick is just an asshole​

Green Skinned Trouble

- Have I mentioned how much I love orc quests?​

Bob's Lost Soul

- Farming for depressing weapons makes me depressed​

WynnExcavation Site B

- These people are definitely trustworthy​

Frost Bite

- Robbery time baby screw you Theorick​

An Iron Heart Part I

- Dangit now I feel bad for killing that guard golem​

The House of Twain

- Where's the lore wtf this is just a fetch quest​

Rise of the Quartron

- Llevigar is definitely safe​

A Grave Mistake

- Spooky scary skeletons​

Spoiler: Levels 51-65

The Maiden Tower

- They always ask "What are you doing in my swamp" but never "Why are you in my swamp" #deep #relatable #mood​

Jungle Fever

- Hell yeah more robbery and crimes​

Crop Failure

- Somebody's poisoned the water hole!​

Corrupted Betrayal

- Slykaar > Theorick​

Master Piece

- I'm very excited for Caissop's next piece​

Death Whistle

- Hold on which mountain is the one with the black whistle leaf​

The Shadow of the Beast

- Bigfoot is REAL (not clickbait!!!!!)​

The Worm Holes

- Wait this is just for professions?​

WynnExcavation Site C

- Hmm not sure if WynnExcavation is trustworthy but this Amadel guy definitely is​

Zhight Island

- My emeralds... all spent on seasail passes... nooooo...​

The Passage

- Finally I can stop buying Troms scrolls and just get Ragni ones​

An Iron Heart Part II

- I can never look at an iron golem the same way again​

The Order of the Grook

- Easiest school year of my life​

Beneath the Depths

- Where is the treasure guardian help I'm lost​

Redbeard's Booty

- Wait I thought I could trust those pirates D:​

Reclaiming the House

- ORC QUEST WOOOOOOOOOOO​

Lost in the Jungle

- Did you know that possession makes you grow a couple more feet tall?​

Taproot

- Don't worry Tiek, I'll definitely save the forest in a thrilling boss battle conclusion​

Out of My Mind

- heehee BONK​

A Fighting Species

- ANOTHER ORC QUEST LET'S GOOOOO​

The Headless Hunt

- But I wanted to go into the cool castle :(​

Lost Royalty

- Well I guess the king's son is a mercenary now that's cool​

Spoiler: Levels 66-75

Lost Soles

- Piss boots acquired​

From the Mountains

- You should really get some better dentures, Rynver​

Memory Paranoia

- Wait, that black spoon was important? Uh oh​

Temple of Legends

- The fetch quest to end all fetch quests​

Grand Youth

- This is just Lazarus Pit​

Lazarus Pit

- This is just Grand Youth​

Shattered Minds

- Drug trip let's goooooooooo​

Haven Antiquity

- So Cinfras the dude and Cinfras the city are completely unrelated​

WynnExcavation Site D

- Amadel be like: "Just according to keikaku"​

Finding the Light

- Does every optometrist out there just have a book called Magical Sight?​

Forbidden Prison

- The Escapists DLC​

Eye of the Storm

- Ayo what's that hand doin' over there all funky lookin'​

Hollow Sirene

- OW MY EARS​

Troubled Tribesmen

- I've talked to a root before I got this​

Acquiring Credentials

- Getting lost in the airbase part 6492​

Murder Mystery

- Hey guys I think I know who the murderer is​

Reincarnation

- Anyone wanna help me open up Bob's Tomb? I'm on world 16​

The Realm of Light

- Where's Orphion?​

Flight in Distress

- If I give the captain a back rub can I get the HM I need?​

The Ultimate Weapon

- I got 7 le... but at what cost...​

Spoiler: Levels 76-85

The Bigger Picture

- hello am smol​

Aldorei's Secret Part I

- Can't trust these goddamn secret societies anymore​

Purple and Blue

- Nice lake glad I got to enjoy it and not just go under it into a cave​

The Hunger of the Gerts Part 1

- me gert me me stupid haha nom​

Aldorei's Secret Part II

- Wait so is the Sol Embassy good or bad I don't even know anymore​

The Hunger of the Gerts Part 2

- gert become food? that no good, gert no approve​

Fallen Delivery

- If you go insane the more you teleport then... uh oh...​

General's Orders

- I'm somewhat of an acrobat myself​

The Qira Hive

- Morph set still OP​

From the Bottom

- Now we way up​

???

- Oh boy time to open up the Wynncraft wiki​

The Thanos Vaults

- More robbery and crime? Well if you insist​

The Belly of the Beast

- Vore​

A Marauder's Dues

- Throwing myself off a tower to grab a gem seems like a good idea​

The Envoy Part I

- Welcome to Corkus we swear there's no robot uprising here​

The Canyon Guides

- I swear to god Seluc if you get caught in a rock slide ONE MORE TIME—​

The Canary Calls

- I hope this minecart doesn't glitch out​

The Lost

- I'm lost they're lost this canyon's lost everybody's lost​

Spoiler: Levels 86-103

Cowfusion

- Going into that milk machine was... an experience​

Desperate Metal

- Screw that water cave puzzle​

Beyond the Grave

- Death is now my best friend​

Mixed Feelings

- I really gotta stop accepting drinks from strangers​

The Hidden City

- Romeo and Juliet but it's between two cities​

The Envoy Part II

- Weeeee catapult time​

Enter the Dojo

- How did none of sensei's apprentices pass the tea stage​

Fantastic Voyage

- Relend and the protagonist take a nice stroll through Dern​

Dwarves and Doguns Part I

- Sounds like communist propaganda to me​

Dwarves and Doguns Part II

- heehee I'm committing a war crime​

Dwarves and Doguns Part III

- Demons and fetch quests? This sounds familiar​

Dwarves and Doguns Part IV

- Vore part 2​

One Thousand Meters Under

- I d-didn't care about that f-freeloading crew anyways ;-;​

Recipe for Disaster

- While you were studying the recipes I studied the BLADE​

The Fortuneteller

- Beanstalk climbing simulator​

Royal Trials

- I'm the captain now​

A Journey Beyond

- Aledar watch out for the giant worm oh my god he has airpods in oh god oh—​

The Olmic Rune

- How is this drill still functioning after all this time​

A Journey Further

- I think I had a nice bonding moment with Aledar up until I sacrificed him to an eldritch horror​

Point of No Return

- Episode V: The Lag Strikes Back​

A Hunter's Calling

- Can I please get a raise, Bak'al?​

Please no more orc quests, I've suffered enough.

 

Alternate description of Craftmas Chaos: "Santa is dead, and we have killed him."

 

Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!
Enzan: I see you want to venture into the wilderness!

 

ive done every quest 5 times now and im coming up on 6, i can confirm that all of this is accurate.

 

True but THERE'S NO WAR INSIDE THE BA SING SE fruman wALLS

 

Low level quest area: yOu cAnnOT gO tHeRE iTs tO dAngEroUs

Me at a high level, where I could absolutely delete/survive anything that's in that area. sCREEEEEEEEEE

-I only did this for that amulet of rejuvination so I can regen quickly without spending money on potions

 

Great list!
Also obligatory "read the quest, the Gerts weren't the meat it just came from unethical battery farms"

 

this made me do a really ugly laugh irl omfg

 

Recipe for Disaster
- I didn't get a 3/4 hamsey's apron

 

Dungeon quests:
Hi, I'm a wynn army employee who needs to open this door. Can you please get a specific item/ some knowledge on the dungeon boss and then come back? Thanks. (This does not apply to FF and EO)

 

Qira Hive:

Psychomancer: YOU HAVEN'T NOTHING YE- (Couldn't hear the last word due to death)

Spirit of Gale: WALLS!!!!!

Genesis Revorse: Haha die to boredom

Oceanic Judge: I judge you to not be able to beat m- *dies.

Solar Vanguard: Haha fire is superior

Solar Vanguard + Oceanic Judge: Shark boy and Lava Girl in a nutshell:

Qira: Let's dance bitch.

The Canyon Guides: Seluc suffers from brain injury as yahya's meteors crashed into him making a cave inside a mountain and leaving him there.

 

Potion Making - Cook assistant except you have to kill a mob that is definitely a boss
Lost Tower - Definitely not Cook Assistant
Misadventure On The Sea - EVEN A COLOSSAL RAT IS BIGGER THAN GIANT RAT RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stable Story - +Access to Casino Slots
Underice - Not actually under ice
House of Twain - Just give me this thing, but to get this thing you have to get this thing and that thing and that other thing to make this helmet, id it and go to a place to open up the door to another place and kill a boss and you get the thing i want, isn't it fun?
Tower of Ascention - woo money
Beneath the Depths - Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze Maze
Lost Soles - Finally an item from quests that are useful
The Headless Hunt - Dullahan boss fight when
Hollow Sirene - Banshee is a warframe you know
Eye of the storm - *insert selvut's rant about this quest here*
The realm of light - I love quest helmets
The Hunger of Gerts - Can't they just study grammar?
The Qira Hive - Yansur is a stupid asshole change my mind
??? - SomeRandomGuy [WC8] shouts: We need help with ??? Yahya's house puzzle, can someone help us? We need a person thanks
The Canyon Guides - Seluc is mentally retarded
The Hidden City - +Access to lvl 80 mining/fishing spots
Dwarves and Doguns IV - Doguns be like: lets just kill Axelus instead of the asshole dwarf king
A Journey Beyond - Lucio is just a complete idiot, maybe he is more stupid and unskilled than a level 2 warrior who got nothing except a helmet and a crafted spear
A Journey Further - Where are you Tasim, and we should just sacrifice Lucio if we found Tasim
A Hunter's Calling - Being a psychopath simulator

 

Pretty accurate but imo:
Psychomancer: prepare to get your ass handed to you
Spirit of Gale: i am speed *dies within seconds*
Genesis-Revorse: GWA- *dies within milliseconds*
Oceanic Judge: i'm hard for about the first minute
Solar Vanguard: im supposed to be done many levels higher than psycho and yet im only slightly harder

 

Spoiler: King's Recruit

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