World The "obscure 80's" Set

ok hear me out.

scam merchant guy now has a brother

(kinda like the obscure talking mushroom thing in the sense as it should be hard to find)

"Napoleon Dynamite" (helmet) +20% explode -1/4s mana regen omegalul

"Save Ferris" (chestplate) +20 health regen +20% health regen cant find a link

"Dickless" (pants) +200 health -15% water def. reference

"88 mph" (boots) +25%ws +15% loot bonus you should know where this is from

i dont have the brainpower to make the trinkets rn, ill do it later

EDIT: the full armor set glows rainbow, buy each piece for 16 LE

 

What did you just call me?

Also, this is a joke post, right?