Zombie And Mechs,and Being Late

so I was just reading random threads and then I see the like ' Apr 1 post' about absolutely fucking up Wynn,and then I see that 'you can now ride mechs' and 'zombie class',here're some ideas for the Mech and Zombie class that's surely gonna be added into Wynn lately

Mech (mounts)
Forged with alloy plates,the Mech can take some serious hits and deal a shit load of damage,while being very agile at the same time,riding mechs will cause yourself being hated and reported so you are welcome to became the next D.Va with me

Right click : Plasma Cannon (Hold)
Rapidly fire your two plasma cannons,wrecks every enemy in front of you with the 'power of technology'

Left click : Barrage
Release all the missiles on your mech,you fire a barrage of missiles in front of you,track down and destroy every enemy in front

Hold Sneak : Self-destruct
Hold down sneak for 6 seconds and charge your mech for self destruction,dealing extreme damage to enemies in a 15 blocks radius. Oh yes,you will be dead too,so…have fun!
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Meanwhile…

Zombie
A class that have no attack spells,but a will heal himself very rapidly,have fun!

Spell 1: Braaaaaaaainz eat (1 mana)
T1: Eat the current item you're holding,restoring some mana and health
T2: Rubbish Bin - you can eat everything now and get their identifications for a minute if it's a weapon/armour/accessory
T3: Who cleans their recycling bin anyways - identifications will now last forever,but you can only hold 15 items identifications at a same time,you will lost the oldest one of you eat a new one when you're 'full'

Spell 2: Raaggggggghhhhh (0 mana)
T1: Produce annoying sounds
T2: Produce even more annoying sounds
T3: Produce extremely loud and annoying sounds

Spell 3: Goooo geet theem aaaaallll (6 mana)
T1: Summon a squad of 5 zombies to fight for you
T2: you now summon 15 zombeys
T3: Panzarvor - zombies will now charge at enemies and explode like a crazy creeper

Spell 4: You brain is mine! (8 mana)
T1: steals your targets' brain,restoring 100% health and deals targets' HP 100% damage
T2 - this can't get any better,isn't it?
T3 - like how?

 

What is this? And why?

 

and how
and where
and who
and wtf
and APRIL FOOLS!

 

Someone played too much Overwatch.

 

Oh

 

*cough* D.Va Mech *cough*

 

Quality shitpost.

 

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