New Class: The Asdf Class! (joke Thread)

Best Idea EVAR: ASDF Class
Please note that this is a JOKE THREAD!
BTW to any1 who can read this is awesome!

THE ASDF CLASS​

Watching the ASDF movies is the key to victory. The ASDF class was made purely for those derpy trolls and weirdos, so obviously it is a solo class, as typically not many people like them. So... I present to you... THE ASDF CLASS!!!!

Attack 1: Rainbow Barf {Lv. 1}
Barf magical rainbows on your enemies, healing them, just like the nice guy you are.
(Right-Left-Right)
Grade 1 (Lv. 1)
- Hunger: 0
- Damage: -500%
Grade 2 (Lvl. 16)
- Hunger: -1
- Damage: -600%
- +Rainbow Rider, while barfing, you move 50% faster.
Grade 3: (Lv. 36)
- Hunger: -5
- Damage: -750%
- +Super Barf, barf rainbows all around you!!!
Attack 2: I like Trains. {Lv. 11}
Ride your very own beautiful train that actually doesn't run you over!
(Right-Right-Right)
Grade 1 (Lv. 11)
- Hunger: 6
- Damage: 150%
Grade 2 (Lv. 26)
- Hunger: 5
- Damage: 160%
- +Train Driver, you now control the train with WASD!
Grade 3 (Lv. 46)
- Hunger: 5
- Damage: 175%
- +System Failure, you're train now runs you over, dealing 99.9% of your health!
Attack 3: Everybody do the FLOP! {Lv. 21}
Cause every entity in the world to do the FLOP.
(Right-Left-left)
Grade 1 (Lv. 21)
- Hunger: 20
- Damage: OVER 9000%
Grade 2: (Lv. 36)
- Hunger: 20
- Damage: 9001%
- +Face Breaking, every entity gains 1 level of ugliness, causing them to suicide.
Grade 3: (Lv. 56)
- Hunger: 20
- Damage: 9001+1%
- + Face Mutilation, every entity gains 500 levels of ugliness, causing them to repeatedly suicide and respawn for 5 seconds.
Attack 4: Mine Turtle (Lv. 31)
Drop a beautiful Mine Turtle :D
(Right-Right-Left)
Grade 1 (Lv. 31)
- Hunger: 5
- Damage: 500%
- +Tracking Turtles, turtles now slowly wander after enemies.
Grade 2 (Lv. 46)
- Hunger: 5
- Damage: 500%
- +Fatter Turtles, turtles are now much larger and are more easily blown up.
Grade 3 (Lv. 66)
- Hunger: 5
- Damage: 500%
- + STUPID TURTLES, turtles will now blow you up :D

For you lazy TL;DRs, here's a short summary:
Best class ever :D
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY BEAUTIFUL AWESOME IDEA! Leave a like if it did :)

 

• Isn't related to Wynncraft.
• The "spells" deal more damage to you than the enemies.
• The ones that do don't make any sense.
• What weapon does it use?
• It's actually one of the worst classes ever.

 

• Is joke thread

 

Jesus.... He literally wrote Joke thread, and at least it's an OK Joke thread, though I have seen ACTUAL class suggestions worse than this

 

Thank u guys for understanding me :)
Bump!

 

10/10 this class needs to be added in the corkus update

 

Seems Legit

 

dark theme compatible pls?

 

I am speechless, this is just so,.... beautiful. @MrCoffeeTime would be very proud of you.

 

It is? the full black on the gray is quite visible.

 

>Joke thread in general suggestions.


Try harder please

 

On my PC the blue is hard to read

 

this is amazing 7/5

 

5/7

FTFY

 

Sooo this is a shitpost?

 

U could say that (IDK what a shitpost is)

 

this hurts my eyes as a dark theme user, please make the dark blue text readable

 

ASDF Should be an attack, and it shouts this link to everyone:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3A5849BDE0581B19 (ASDF playlist)

 

10/10 best class suggestion. Better than Selvut's class suggestion
(Jk jk don't hurt me)

 

@selvut (didn't tag him in case i get in trouble)