World The Best Pants

These amazing pants aren't your ordinary pants you see these are the most rare pants you will ever find, if you go around wearing these pants you'll be the coolest kid around because these here pants have massive pockets, so big in fact that if you look into them you might fall into them and vanish! Where did you go? You fell down into a strange opening, the walls are wool, it's as of you fell into a giant pocket, you look to your left and you see an old man with a 10ft long beard, and behind him is an ender chest, the old man is an emerald merchant, he picks up the junk that falls in this massive pocket and he shoves it into the ender chest, players all over wynn have been questioning why they keep finding string and crumpled up pieces of paper in their banks, one guy claims to have found a paperclip. To your right you see a hole in the pants where you can escape and once you get out you return back to where you stood.

Stats: level min 95, Legendary, +Hp 3000
+12% exploding
+15% loot bonus
+5% air damage
+13% walk speed
+3% soul point regen
Legendary
There once lived a great wizard
who wore these pants everywhere
he went, but one day he woke up and
they were gone, some say that the pants
got up and ran away because he wasn't
cool enough,
*dark red dyed leather pants*

 

Doesnt sound much like a legendary

 

More like a rare, minimal ID.

 

But it's a portable bank, amazing stats would make it too op

 

You mean having a portable bank -at all- would be too op.

 

also what I don't can't read the stats

 

Way to crush a little snow owls dreams

 

I get mai lil pig dreams crushed all the time and I laugh about it :D so cheer up owlieeee

 

All my life I was laughed at because my pockets were too small, I couldn't even fit a bowling ball in them. I will prevail someday just you wait, I'll make my dreams come true

 

I can see the new novel.

The Owl Who Could.

 

So... the name of the pants are...

The Best Pants?

 

Maybe he tried to make like 'The Ultimate Weapon'.. or something

 

Pretty sure this is a joke... if it isn't....... ..................

 

The Little Owl Who Could...
I can see it now, an epic story full of drama, romance, action, bloodshed, and suspense.
Watch as Snowy, a baby snow owl raised in a poor family who one day witnesses his father being brutally mauled by wolves, sets out on an epic journey to avenge his father.

 

The first half sounds like a quest suggestion

 

Sounds like a Spongebob song.
Hey all you people,
Hey all you people,
Hey all you people, won't you listen to me?
I just had a sandwich,
No ordinary sandwich,
A sandwich filled with jellyfish jelly...
Hey, man! You've got to try this sandwich!
It's no ordinary sandwich!
It's the tastiest sandwich in the sea...
Skee ba-da bob-a doob-a dob-a dab-a dee dow,
Yeah!