Goldilocks was basically an entitled burglar.
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By being pessimistic, you’re either always right or pleasantly surprised.
Trying to intentionally lose at rock paper scissors is the same as trying to win.
@JuicedBananas A minor detail I am willing to overlook.
The Human Centipede is a film about dietary multilevel marketing.
Michigan is a landlocked state while it simultaneously has one of the longest coastlines.
Ears are smoke detector detectors.
Dreams and deja vu are our minds syncing up with parallel versions of ourselves.
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By inventing robots we brought the requirement of captchas upon ourselves.
Muffins are bald cupcakes.
Insurance is a form of gambling whereby a player only wins when they lose.
There is an exact level of talent in which drawing a cock and balls goes from vandalism to art.
Darth Vader action figures are rightfully labeled as a choking hazard.