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White Castle has no king and Burger King has no castle.

Public restrooms are the only socially acceptable public place to pull your pants down.

If you pour root beer into a square cup, would it turn into regular beer?

If a human fetus is regarded as a human, then miscarriages could probably qualify as reasons for life insurance payouts.

When you order a pizza you become an NPC because you have just given an adventurer a fetch quest with the promise of money upon completion.

Pandas are puppy software running on bear hardware.

People with urine fetish could detect undiagnosed diabetes prematurely.

Every meal has the potential to be your last meal.

Five feels like the most even of the odd numbers.

Blind people see just as much of John Cena as the rest of us.

Rich people cryogenically freezing themselves is not that far off from ancient pharaoh’s getting mummified.

Technically both Testaments are old.

Gordon Ramsay coming to your restaurant is either your biggest dream or your worst nightmare.

Every film or show that says based on a true story is part of the same series.

Spring allergies are caused by plants attempting to sexually reproduce.

Carrot juice is orange juice.

Your funeral is the only thing you’ll attend but also miss.

Waking up with one sock is weird if you went to sleep with two, but way weirder if you went to sleep with none.

Bruce Wayne could’ve most likely helped more people with his money than he did as Batman.

Honesty is commended until someone gets offended.