Zei

Your first birthday is actually your second birthday.

A moustache is an eyebrow for your mouth.

Every queen ant is actually descended from a previous queen ant, making ant societies actual monarchies.

When you’re starving your brain makes you feel flavors stronger, making food taste better, so basically hunger is a seasoning.

Sleeping from 10 PM to 6 AM doesn’t seem nearly as long as sleeping from 10 AM to 6 PM.

Stomping is uppercase walking and dancing is cursive walking.

The world's most famous spy is also the world's worst spy.

We’ve spent years to make curved monitors flat, just to curve them the other way.

Because of pregnant people, the average number of skulls per person is always more that one.

Today is the anniversary of Phantom Hearts guild, very cool events and stuff. Thank you Phantom Hearts for this half a year in the guild!

The letter M by itself can be any emotion with the right tone.

A vacuum always sucks, because it either sucks if it works or sucks if it doesn’t work.

Despite being only four lines, the Happy Birthday song feels like an eternity to sing or listen through.

If you are scared of the dark you are actually scared of not being alone.

all art is technically pixel art 0-0

Accents are font settings for your mouth.

So apparently my page has turned into a dumping ground for random thoughts and stuff like that. This is a historical moment, I'm meta.

Murder is just late abortion, and without consent.

When you play a game on easy mode, it’s just hard mode for the enemy AI.

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.