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In 99% of movies ever the Uhhhhh burger trap is never used against a burger (not sure on this one still need to check it but 99% of movies is a big commitment I’m like 10% in already and haven’t seen a single burger trap) and it’s always a (placeholder) that gets trapped in it (again, 99% of movies is a LOT of movies, I’ll be updating this post with more accurate information whenever I get around the 70% mark)

Can I get a burger version on this one also the webs dissolve in an hour

@Egg The clean-up cost for McDonald's Karen trashing the establishment over a burger must be astonishing, globally. (Thank you for Spider-Man universe lore.)

YESSSSSSS

when ordering burger, you get burger

@uzbuz Stonks. May be little blander but suppose it does the trick.
@Egg When ordering burgers, small, medium or large, the difference in price is amount of meat or meat substitute between buns.

WOAHHHHH

This isn't a profile post. It's a warning.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN

@Bart (MC) @Komi Oh, haha, I wasn't supposed to say that yet? :]

not just any dumpster- every dumpster.

@JuicedBananas I do not admit to anything; simply sharing a thought one may or may not have during cleansing period of one's day in their bathroom.
@Bart (MC) Like your dumpster truck of an as- *heavy pull spelled away from the mic*

thank you my behind is indeed built like a monster dump truck

Now I have to live with this thought. Forever. Thank you for ruining my night

@lemonalade Pleased to hear that, welcome to my shitpost hell of a profile page.

if i cut my bread in half, i'll have 2 bread :))

ah yes, 1 divided by 2 equals 2