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Encouraging your pet to sleep with you in your bed is the adult version of sleeping with stuffed animals.

Taxes are a compulsory subscription to live legally in a country.

In a way, lawyers are the modern-day version of mercenaries. You hire them to fight your battles for you.

You can get bullied for being dumb but you can also get bullied for being smart.

You can break all world records by going to another planet.

People talk about work-life balance but expect teens to work nights and weekends.

There are numbers that have never been written in human history.

Ninja Warrior and Wipeout are for adults who really wanted to be on Nickelodeon game shows but couldn’t.

Integrity can be determined by if someone returns their shopping cart or not.

One of the photos taken of you will eventually be the one used in your obituary.

Mars will be like the reverse Terminator story. First it is populated by robots, then the humans will take over.

It’s just as much a “debodying” as it is a “beheading.”

Most teachers get more viewers per stream than their streamer students.

The most realistic thing about GTA V is how after over a decade the radio station doesn’t update the music.

Since lack of sunlight causes seasonal depression, humans could be considered to be solar-powered.

We live in the most extensively documented period in history, as long as we don’t lose electricity.

Considering how long his fame has lasted, Shakespeare did an incredibly small amount of promotional work.

If we take a risk and succeed we are considered genius but if we fail at that same thing we are considered impulsive and unintelligent.

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Your attention span is a product that companies fight for.