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Last Activity:: Mar 30, 2023 at 1:31 PM

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Birthday:: September 17

Zei

Breadskate in daily anime schoolgirl shitpost show, Male

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English can be such an unreasonable language that spelling is a national sport. Mar 30, 2023 at 5:58 AM

Zei was last seen:: Mar 30, 2023 at 1:31 PM

1. Dream
  Happy day of birth, yeast
  
  Sep 17, 2020
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  2. Zei
    Thämk you, founder of Dream Co/Inc.
    
    Sep 17, 2020
    
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2. Zei
  If you try to break into jail, you’re going to jail whether you succeed or not.
  
  Sep 17, 2020
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3. Zei
  When you spill something on yourself, your standards for what makes an acceptable napkin are suddenly much lower than normal.
  
  Sep 17, 2020
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  2. MasterofEternity
    Anything made of fabric in an arm's reach...
    
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  3. Ghostie
    Why restrict yourself to fabric? Grab the next human over and use them as a napkin if needed.
    
    Sep 17, 2020
    
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4. Zei
  The most well-known military tactic in the world is sticking your army in a wooden horse.
  
  Sep 17, 2020
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5. Zei
  To honor of my 18th cake day, have several posts throughout the day. Cold coffee tastes disgusting unless you wanted it that way.
  
  Sep 16, 2020
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  2. MasterofEternity
    bubble tea is the best drink in existence :)
    
    Sep 16, 2020
    
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  3. Kahsol
    horchata and pina colada would like to disagree
    
    Sep 16, 2020
    
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6. Zei
  Less than 100% of the human population lives on Earth.
  
  Sep 16, 2020
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7. Zei
  In a few generations, it will be considered no more than an obscure trivia fact that email was named after physical, tangible mail.
  
  Sep 15, 2020
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  2. MasterofEternity
    whats email? I use discord.
    
    Sep 15, 2020
    
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  3. Kahsol
    whats discord? I use pigeon.
    
    Sep 15, 2020
    
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  4. Zei
    What's pigeon? I use smoke signals.
    
    Sep 15, 2020
    
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8. Zei
  People who pay to see a comedian are hearing jokes made at their expense.
  
  Sep 14, 2020
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9. Zei
  Fatness is a problem you can run from.
  
  Sep 13, 2020
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10. Zei
  The first goomba in the original Super Mario Bros probably killed more players than any boss in the franchise.
  
  Sep 12, 2020
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11. Zei
  Voldemort is the only character in the Harry Potter saga who doesn’t have a nose, but also the only one in the Lego HP saga who has one.
  
  Sep 11, 2020
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12. Cherryyyy
  I notice that your bread is now uwuing uwu
  
  Sep 10, 2020
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  2. Zei
    Since Aug 30th, Cherry dear.
    
    Sep 10, 2020
    
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13. Zei
  Your lap only exists when you’re sitting, otherwise it’s just legs.
  
  Aug 31, 2020
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14. Zei
  Bald people have 360° foreheads.
  
  Aug 30, 2020
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  3. MasterofEternity
    hmm if the heads of a conjoined twins were both bald, does that mean that persons has a total 720° forehead?
    
    Aug 30, 2020
    
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  4. 7DaysAgo
    too much information for one day!
    
    Aug 30, 2020
    
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  5. Zei
    @7DaysAgo I am glad I have given you this wonderful piece of information, have a great day.
    @MasterofEternity I'm very proud of this comment of yours, thank you MoE.
    
    Aug 30, 2020
    
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15. Kahsol
  UwU
  
  Aug 29, 2020
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  2. Zei
    UwU?
    
    Aug 29, 2020
    
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  3. Kahsol
    UwU!
    
    Sep 1, 2020
16. Zei
  The majority of eye blinks in films are unscripted.
  
  Aug 29, 2020
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17. Zei
  You are probably in some stranger’s photo album.
  
  Aug 28, 2020
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  2. Aarontti
    i'm probably in multiple people's horny album
    
    Aug 28, 2020
    
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  3. Zei
    @Aarontti Well, at least some people get enjoyment out of random people in their albums. :)
    
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18. Zei
  Roses are red, violets are blue. Nobody knows how it originally ends, and neither do you.
  
  Aug 27, 2020
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  2. weeb
    Written in 1590 by Sir Edmund Spenser from his epic The Faerie Queene:
    It was upon a Sommers shynie day,
    When Titan faire his beames did display,
    In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,
    She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;
    She bath'd with roses red, and violets blew,
    And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew.
    
    Aug 27, 2020
    
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  3. weeb
    A nursery rhyme significantly closer to the modern cliché Valentine's Day poem can be found in Gammer Gurton's Garland, a 1784 collection of English nursery rhymes:
    The rose is red, the violet's blue,
    The honey's sweet, and so are you.
    Thou are my love and I am thine;
    I drew thee to my Valentine:
    The lot was cast and then I drew
    ,And Fortune said it shou'd be you.
    
    Aug 27, 2020
    
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  4. Zei
    @weeb Gotta love educational content on this site. Bravo.
    
    Aug 27, 2020
    
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19. Zei
  Everyone that owns a pet with disabilities is a service human.
  
  Aug 26, 2020
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20. Zei
  The longer you keep your socks on the better it feels when you take them off.
  
  Aug 25, 2020
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  3. PlasmaWarrior
    how do you explain this then? ;))
    https://forums.wynncraft.com/members/saya.49935/#profile-post-338908
    "1) my boots go up to my thighs"
    
    Aug 29, 2020
    
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  4. Kahsol
    uhhhm uhhhhh...
    
    I don’t remember writing that I was hacked yup
    
    Sep 1, 2020
    
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  5. PlasmaWarrior
    excuses, excuses...
    
    Sep 1, 2020
    
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