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With digital clocks being so prevalent eventually the terms "clockwise" and "counter-clockwise" will become near meaningless.

If there were gigantic things in the sky the size of mountains everyone would freak out but clouds only ever get a passing glance.

The Guinness book of world records is a history book in a way.

Water is technically what a rainbow tastes like.

Penguins are desert animals.

If you wear two socks on one foot and none on the other, you would still technically be wearing a pair of socks.

We’re told to remain calm during a fire in the workplace, yet the person in the fire exit sign is sprinting.

A minotaur is a cowboy.

Today's date is the same forwards and backward. (22/02/2022)

Dimples are a genetic deformity, but we like them because they show up when people are happy.

The tallest person to ever climb Mt. Everest presumably had the highest terrestrial-based view of Earth of anyone that has ever lived.

A vanilla soy latte is a three-bean beverage.

Scissors only come together to divide.

With all of the dead human skin cells in the air, it makes you wonder how much human you’ve inhaled.

School spirit is very similar to nationalism in mentality.

thank you for your continued daily wisdom, bread-senpai

People who get turned on by dirty talk have voice-activated genitals.

Because your internal voice does not need to breathe, you can scream indefinitely.

If every single kangaroo decided to go to Wyoming and for whatever reason take it over every person would have to fight around 60 kangaroos.

Conspiracy theories are fanfiction for reality.