Zei

The Beatles started their career playing in a basement and ended it playing on a roof.

There can be thousands of hours of video surveillance of yourself that you will never see.

Snake is a rhythm-based game.

Rarely is a person's favorite number a negative number.

A downhill battle sounds just as bad as an uphill battle.

Minesweeper is technically a roguelike game.

Beating a dead horse is a lot more humane than beating a live one.

Little Caesars has lasted longer than Julius Caesar.

Archeologists can never find something new.

On a keyboard, W, E, and S are in their correct cardinal direction relative to each other.

Vampires can’t have unconsensual sex because they can’t enter without permission.

Living on a spaceship is galactic van life.

Nipples were the first reusable straws.

With an IQ of 130 you are the dumbest gifted person.

Mushrooms are tripping hazards.

Inspirational phrases become more sinister when whispered randomly.

For some reason, every toaster has a setting that will absolutely roast whatever bread is in it.

Speed bumps exist because people care more about their cars than the safety of the people around them.

It’s strange to sleep on the floor in a bag, but if you do it outside in the woods it’s fun.

Individual recycling is an utopian idea set up by industrials so they don’t have to reduce their own plastic waste.