Zei

The difference between one nightstand and a one-night stand is about as vast as differences can be.

Yoga is full of posers.

With how much they talk about sex, drinking, and partying, you’d think that ancient Greek philosophers were the world’s first frat boys.

Getting away with murder is impressive, but no one wants to admit it.

The best account on the forums.

The average person probably knows more about ancient Egypt than they do about modern Egypt.

Halloween stores sell the same costumes as adult stores; they just include a cape as well.

Judge Judy was cable AITA.

Your feet smell and your nose runs.

breadskate in vampire suit change my mind

We dislike dandelions because they’re weeds, but we have created a myth that helps kids efficiently spread them.

Dick pics are only celebrated when it’s in an ultrasound.

Space ships in movies are always right side up even though there is no up or down in space.

Tires are a lot screechier on television.

The only inanimate object you can yell at without looking like a complete freak in public is a phone.

Only at a vending machine is it bad news that every bill in your wallet is a 20.

Much of our self-dissatisfaction is caused when we internalize other people’s success as our own failures.

People go years without jumping and probably don’t even realize it.

Flasks are the least discreet vessel to drink alcohol from despite making alcohol consumption discreet being their main purpose.

The Simpsons family has two neighboring houses, but in 35 years, we've only ever seen the Flanders family.