Lapsy

Friends,

we are gathered here to share in the joys of the newlyweds,

Motel and Tzeitel.

May they live together to a ripe old age.

Amen!

Amen!

And now I want to say...

Ni ni ni!

Reb Nachum!

Please!

Not here!

I'd like to announce that the bride's parents are giving the couple:

A new feather bed.

Two pillows.

Goose pillows!

A Sabbath tablecloth.

And pair of candlesticks!

Quiet!

Now, we are just here on earth for a short visit.

Even the great and wealthy must die.

In fact,

if the rich could hire others to die for them,

we, the poor, would all make a nice living!

Well put!

Well put!

Lazar Wolf! Talking about the rich,

there sits our good friend Lazar Wolf.

Lazar has everything in the world,

except a bride.

But Lazar has no ill feelings.

In fact, he told me he has a gift for the newlyweds that he wants to announce.

Come on. Come on!

Just like he said,

I have no ill feelings.

What's done... is done!

I am giving the newlyweds five chickens.

One for each of the first five Sabbaths of their... er

wedded life.

Reb Lazar Wolf,

you are a decent man.

On behalf of my daughter,

and her new husband,

I accept your gift.

There is a famous saying...

Reb Tevye,

I'm not marrying your daughter.

I don't have to listen to your sayings.

If you would only listen...

Why should I listen to you? ! A man who breaks an agreement!

I have a right to talk!

What right? It's not your wedding!

It should have been!

It's not, thank goodness.

Just sit down.

He shamed me

in front of the whole village!

He shamed me!

Shaaa!

Rabbi, say something.

I say...

I say, let's read the channel description.

Yes, yes.

We all heard the words of the rabbi.

Let's read it!