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Chrysalis was honestly garbage. The Fruman Queen having an army of specialized Kai Shi made with Bob genetomagic? That just felt like the devs...
As the rocket falls, burning pieces of it cascade into the already-weary streets below. Along with the catastrophic tornado, the city’s residents...
Tzel I don't see that in the rules [ATTACH]The figure Etherweaver uses their Decanonizer to remove themselves from the narrative.
Yeah, but nothing needs to necessarily repeat Anyways, have fun with your little exile
It descended from the heavens :shrug:
Well, it's your fault bringing back the Corgi. For killing so much of an entire species, it immediately, horrified in its relative naivety,...
Alas, your referral to the now-Corgi at that time disregarded the fact that its switch had not happened yet - and so, instead of actually...
Unfortunately, the Corgi (blessed be His name), having omnipotence, planned ahead for even this. Warping all perception so that the word "corgi,"...
The corgi, alas, is also very much a god. Making the association that Loaf, is well, Loaf, very quickly, he easily detects your poorly made...
While the spectacle of your battle unfolded, you forgot to evacuate the city‘s civilians in the process. Millions die in the cataclysmic...
I reanimate Nietzsche and Camus, temporarily causing your clergy to quickly lose faith in your god. Your theocracy is disbanded, and I soon return...
Meanwhile, I subsidize your former hotel into the government, which soon allows me to take control of it and the city again.
Unfortunately, the corgi does not like unfair business practices, and with a single bark, banishes you to Trust Hell, where your business is...
Accepted, but as we’re making clear to all players, we very much are not active on Wynncraft any more. However, the community itself is still very...
Your workers, not pleased with the little control they have over the hotel, decide to unionize and strike, forcing you to give them more control....
