BrokenRealities

for example, I have Dragon Dance (negative strength), The Nothing (% damage), Philospher (Peaceful Effigy) and a bunch more

But I've been using the wiki page and it definitely isn't accurate, so I'll use wynndata to make a better list later

Oh yeah, also all of the set items. It takes a ton of bank space, which is a bit of a problem because I have so many various gathering materials just... lying around

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hopefully creating a paragraph out of a single sentence that is not technically a run-on but still using as many various words as you are physically capable of without causing yourself severe neurological damage and causing yourself to become critically stunned by the preposterously incredible length of the inanely extensive and absurdly

technical sentence's crazy sentence structure, along with the sentence's other oddities, including the massive variance in the multitude of words that you chose to use in the oversized sentence to fully describe the tone of insanity you wish to convey

to your readers without utilizing run-on, redundancy, or any other foul trick, while still considering semi-colons fair game when creating such a strange and weird sentence as this one is?
(When character limit)

Hi!

i have jumped in
i am not sinking like i expected to

The density of lava is very high

ngl burning in lava is kinda fun
it's like your in a toaster but irl!

Uhh can’t relate, can you finish that thought plz

https://www.amazon.com/Black-Stallion-BLACK-STALLION-Flame-Resistant/dp/B003GM9PFK

Could work. A little bit more expensive than I was hoping for, but a few bank robberies should do the trick

give them gifts theyd like
like volcanic rocks

uhhh
i think that kills them
so no

pour boiling water on their head
that might not kill them idk
if not then pour something on them between the temperature of water and lava

hmmm

yes
this is the point
im tmalding people by sending it to them
and if anyone actully tries this
they will be VERY annoyed with all the errors

We need to come up with more creative fake maths cause I've seen this one before

You can absolutely foil a^2-b^2 into (a+b)(a-b), you can check by multiplying those two back together. The actual error in this 'proof' is that you're implicitly dividing by zero when you cancel (a-b).

haiku about how cool @Endistic is

Endistic is lit
He’s legit pretty awesome
He is very cool
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boom

too late
already did it a ton

I very much could
Alas, only in theory
It’s hard to control

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write a haiku about how bad enderae is

enderae is bad
they asked me to write this slam
they lack competence

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