World Random Talking Mushroom Quotes

Basically, there would be Talking Mushroom quotes that would happen randomly no matter where you are. This is to give the mushroom more personality, and he is the Talking Mushroom after all. It would be weird if he didn't talk at all.
Some ideas:

Mushroom: HEY HUMAN, LOOK AT THOSE HOT MUSHROOMS OVER THERE!
Mushroom: COULD YOU LEAVE ME HERE FOR A SECOND? I WANT TO HOOK UP WITH THESE NICE GIRLS!
Mushroom: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO??? MAN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU STUPID, YOU ALSO HAVE NO FEELINGS.

Mushroom: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE TRAGEDY OF LORD ILLAGER THE SMART?
Mushroom: I THOUGH NOT, IT'S NOT A TALE YOU HUMANS WOULD SAY.
Mushroom: YOU SEE, HE WAS A VERY STRONG VILLAGER, SO STRONG HE COULD...
He's just rambling now. It's best just to ignore him...
Mushroom: AND THAT'S THE STORY! WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T LISTENING? SO DISRESPECTFUL.

If you got the secret Ahmsord dialogue:
Mushroom: HA, WITH THIS NEW KNIFE I GOT, I CAN BE UNSTOPPABLE!
Mushroom: I BET YOU I CAN KILL THOSE CORRUPTED FASTER THAN YOU COULD EVER DO!
Mushroom: WATCH OUT, I'M GOING TO BE THE SECOND WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO THOSE CORRUPTED!

 

The first example sounds like a dialogue that would play at a specific location, but the others sound fine.

 

yeah maybe