World A Sad Lack Of Worship

Bixlo · Nov 24, 2020

dr_carlos said: ↑

Well there are a lot of churches and other religious groups all over Wynncraft including the cow place in a certain quest I shan't spoil...
However, there are a lack of them in some places.
However, having more might offend some people (most likely religious ones).

Side note: use god in your writing, capital g is reserved for the Abrahamic God (Wikipedia). This is probably from back in the day millenia ago but is considered more correct English.
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The religious thank you for that comment

dr_carlos · Nov 25, 2020

Bixlo said: ↑

The religious thank you for that comment
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? But okay

dr_carlos · Nov 25, 2020

dudeguy said: ↑

I refuse! I shall bring pain! And suffering! To these forums! No one shall be safe from my non-dark friendly forum posts, wow that sounds bad, but you know what I mean. I will force people to read my shit-posts using light theme, or forcing them to squint. I will blind you, and bring the ultimate pain and suffering.
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Haha 25 Days of Christmas master race

sn0w____ · Dec 2, 2020

dudeguy said: ↑

Wynncraft has an amazing amount of flaws, but many of these can be looked past, considering this is a Minecraft server. Despite this, an impressive Minecraft server, because of its world. Ah yes, one of the greatest draws on Wynncraft; it's builds. This gorgeous and stunning world, filled with so much creativity and detail.

But. But where are the Churches? A magical world would assume greater influences that are beyond imagination. Yet I cannot find my place of worship. I ride my sad 20/20 black horse, and stumble into Detlas with 2 potions, alongside my down-trodden spirit -- dragging my broken body to the next quest npc. Before I start my next potion chugging journey, I look to God for help; for power. I torture my horse for another 5 minutes, searching for the nearest church. I must pray to my God, to Salted. Where is he in my time of great need?

No Church in Detlas, no Churches in most towns or cities. Forget the Cow, any God will do. Can a man not kneel before the greater powers, and pray? Can he not speak to the great Cow? Side note: I don't understand why Salted refers to himself as a cow, because cows are female cattle. Would he not be a bull? Is Salted somehow implying he is a girl? Why? Why must I continuously suffer? These hardships are too difficult to endear, I find my will weakening as the clock tics away, and every page of the calendar drops. Could the governments across every sea and unknown expanse not spare some time, money, and space for a place of worship?

Me, a humble assassin, shambling his way across the nations. I am stripped of my religious practices. I am torn from my once loyal beliefs. I am deprived of the strength my God once put forth in me. Who am I? Nothing but a hollow mercenary, a legionless soldier. All because what? Because there was not enough love or care for the Gods. Not enough churches. Not enough social or cultural influence. Where is my beloved Prince? My sweet Cow? Please. There needs to be a bovine church in every city.
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Dead Island in past form, that is your location young one. A place for everyone to pray!

dudeguy · Dec 4, 2020

sn0w____ said: ↑

Dead Island in past form, that is your location young one. A place for everyone to pray!
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but its old and smelly and inconvenient to come to and theres like zombies and stuff and shit and yeah

quick007 · Dec 4, 2020

pls fix colors

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also I'm very confused! Wynn has a whole location devoted to god, Saints Row!

Pixelæs · Dec 5, 2020

Aya said: ↑

Salted identifies as a she, Salted is a very modern guy as you can see
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Do I hear an oxymoron?

We need more Salted Cult Ritual Sites Churches

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