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For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Discussion in 'Your Services' started by Mac N Cheese Man, Oct 9, 2019.

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  1. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Why don’t snowboarders make good plumbers?

    Because they only know about half-pipes.
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    Mac N Cheese Man, May 22, 2020
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    TS_potato Average kj main VIP+

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    TS_potato, May 22, 2020
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    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    TrapinchO, May 25, 2020
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    “Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me.” “Don’t worry; that’s just a bug that’s going around.”
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    Hickory dickory dock,

    Three mice ran up the clock.

    The clock struck one,

    And the other two escaped with minor injuries.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, May 26, 2020
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    StormDragon4 Horribly Inactive HERO

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    StormDragon4, May 27, 2020
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    How do spies sent secret messages in the forest?

    By moss code.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, May 28, 2020
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    StormDragon4 Horribly Inactive HERO

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    StormDragon4, May 28, 2020
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    Cutsard Self-Proclaimed Idiot

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    OOOoOOoOOOOo Wat dIsS TiNg? OOOOOOOOoOOOOoOOOOoOoOOOOoOOOoOOOOOOh, I wNAt A JoKEE ToO
     
    Cutsard, May 30, 2020
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    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    TrapinchO, May 30, 2020
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    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Where do you find a cow with no legs?

    Right where you left it.
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    Which fish is best at performing surgery?

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    Mac N Cheese Man, May 30, 2020
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    Cutsard Self-Proclaimed Idiot

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    BUt BiG COw MAN.... IT NO TeLePOrt PoWER?
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    OOoOoOOOOoh! GIVE Me AnOThER FunNy jOKe
     
    Cutsard, May 30, 2020
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    What’s a polar bear’s favourite food?

    Ice-bergers.
     
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    btdmaster, May 31, 2020
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    What is the highest form of flat-tery?

    A plateau.
     
    Mac N Cheese Man, May 31, 2020
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    spiderpim Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    spiderpim, Jul 22, 2020
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    Pls joke for all of us
     
    TrapinchO, Jul 22, 2020
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    What the fuck why didn't it give me the notifications from this.

    Wait it did, these are all from today, cool...
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    One bird can’t make a pun. But toucan.
     
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