For The Price Of 0 E, I'll Post A Joke My Grandpa Sent Me

Onne free joke pls sir

 

What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent and Nickleback.

 

Hello sir, I request a finely aged joke.

 

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it has a silent pee.

 

You are an amazing person.

 

I would like to purchase a joke

 

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

 

Excellent! I shall give you a 500% tip!

 

I request a joke of what is the best way to defeat the Eye.
Your reward will be Aledar's Soul

 

Staring competition.

(The name of the thread is literally jokes my grandpa sent me, go somewhere else for that, please)

 

send jokes, also save from necro

 

What did the grape say when he was pinched?

Nothing, he gave a little wine.

 

I need a joke to live in happiness

 

pls gib joke cheese man

 

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

“Put it on my bill.”

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s okay. He woke up.

 

Gimme joke and I give u one

 

What do computers eat for a snack?

Microchips!

No return joke needed, friend

 

Yay lol.

What's brown and sticky?
Poop, duh.

Another one just for free.

So this guy is going to prom and needs a limo to be cool n all. The line for the rental company goes on forever until eventually he gets himself a limo. Then he needs a suit, same issue long line. Then he wants some flowers, but again the line is stupid long. Finally he gets to prom and is tired, so he goes to get a drink. To his surprise there was no punchline.

Give me another joke pls

 

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

 

lol yey

What food do you make when you are fighting off allergies?
Mac n Sneeze.

another plz