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Community Event Rank Giveaway Of A Decently Large Size

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by NamesAreHard, Dec 17, 2019.

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  1. TheCrimsonSun

    TheCrimsonSun Your Lord And Savior HERO

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    Rank: Hero would be nice
    The one thing you should never trust in life is atoms. They make everything up
     
    TheCrimsonSun, Dec 17, 2019
    #61
  2. IceBear

    IceBear Ice Bear says hi VIP+

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    Dad Joke: Ice Bear rates our solar system 1 star.
     
    IceBear, Dec 17, 2019
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  3. williamszr98

    williamszr98 Cyberpunk 2077 have less bugs than this update VIP+

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    Hero rank would be nice

    Dad at breakfast: I’ll have bacon and eggs, please

    Waiter: How do you like your eggs?

    Dad: I don’t know, I haven’t gotten them yet!
     
    williamszr98, Dec 17, 2019
    #63
  4. Saya

    Saya you win at uwynn HERO

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    rank: hero upgrade I guess

    What OS do wynncraft players use? Wynndows!
     
    Last edited: Dec 26, 2019
    Saya, Dec 17, 2019
    #64
  5. hppeng

    hppeng 0 intel is the correct amount of intel HERO

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    hppeng, Dec 18, 2019
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  6. Endercomet

    Endercomet HongKonger

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    Dad joke
    Do you know that graveyards are the most popular places in the world?
    People are dying to get there
     
    Endercomet, Dec 18, 2019
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  7. Sylverost

    Sylverost Indigent Imbecile VIP+

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    rank: upgrade from VIP+ pls

    How do you make holy water?
    You boil the hell out of it.
     
    Sylverost, Dec 18, 2019
    #67
  8. Asther

    Asther idol gaming HERO

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    Hero is the onlt acceptable rank, wynn gang.

    Hello 911? My wifes going into labor.
    Is this her first born?
    No this is her husband.
     
    Asther, Dec 18, 2019
    #68
  9. Yethatain'tright

    Yethatain'tright Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    Rank none would like vip to vip plus playing for 6 years

    Hey Son knock knock
    "Whose there?"
    Yuri
    "Yuri who"
    Yuriadopted
    "Nice one dad"
    Not ya dad

    Bonus
    Alright simple math problem if it takes my dad 5 min to drive to the Seven 11 and only 10 mins for him to get back why has it taken him 17 years to get some ciggs
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2019
    Yethatain'tright, Dec 18, 2019
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  10. FrozenGalaxy

    FrozenGalaxy Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Dad joke: " What has two butts and kills people? An assassin"
     
    FrozenGalaxy, Dec 18, 2019
    #70
  11. GetALifeNerd

    GetALifeNerd Steel Balls.

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    What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
    700 iq dad joke
     
    GetALifeNerd, Dec 18, 2019
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  12. Jirayut

    Jirayut strati masterrace VIP+

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    Hi dad, I’m GRANDPA
    IGN Jirayut
    Vip+ ->hero plz dad
     
    Jirayut, Dec 18, 2019
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  13. tunnyfish

    tunnyfish A really busy beaver VIP+

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    Joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta... ;)
     
    tunnyfish, Dec 18, 2019
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  14. Sockmower

    Sockmower Be excellent to each other CMD CHAMPION

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    When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!"
     
    Sockmower, Dec 18, 2019
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  15. JLSuper

    JLSuper Derp VIP

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    Desired Rank: Any Upgrade would be fine thanks

    Joke:
    Why don’t you ever want to run in front of a car? You’ll get tired. Why don’t you ever want to run behind a car? You’ll get exhausted.
     
    JLSuper, Dec 18, 2019
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  16. Minitinipower

    Minitinipower just a guy

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    anything will please me

    *son plays wynncraft but starts complaining*
    dad: this really is whynncraft
     
    Minitinipower, Dec 18, 2019
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  17. _infinitely

    _infinitely Well-Known Adventurer

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    Any rank would be nice c:

    I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.
     
    _infinitely, Dec 18, 2019
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  18. BqwaOLD

    BqwaOLD Famous Adventurer

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    Rank: VIP+ please ;)

    I will just list a few of my favs, as my friends and I trade ones as we hear them.


    What do you call a pile of cats?
    A meowntain.

    What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
    A minor b flat (sound it out).

    What do you call a cow with 4 legs? A cow.
    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.
    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do name a kid who floats?
    Bob.

    Did you hear about the award-winning scarecrow?
    He was outstanding in his field.

    Did you hear about the blind man who fell into a well?
    He couldn't see that well.

    My personal favorite of all time isn't really a dad joke, but here goes anyway.


    There were two men walking their dogs, one had a Labrador, the other a chihuahua, when they found a nice restaurant. They thought, "hey, let's go in!" The problem? No animals allowed. The man with the Labrador wasn't fazed, and pulled out a pair of black-lensed glasses and went in. The waiter said to him,
    "Sorry sir, we don't accept dogs in here."
    To which the man replied,
    "Oh, he's my seeing-eye dog." The waiter was then understanding, and allowed the man in with his dog.
    The second man with the chihuahua thought, “Hey, if that man got away with it, so can I!” So he walked in, and the waiter said,
    "Sorry sir, we don't accept dogs in here."
    The man with the chihuahua said,
    "Oh, he's my seeing-eye dog." The waiter was rather doubtful, so he said to the man,
    “Do they have chihuahua seeing-eye dogs?” The man was rather witty, so he replied with the only thing he could think of,
    “They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?” The waiter, not keen to get this man more confused, allowed him in.
     
    BqwaOLD, Dec 18, 2019
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  19. KitingOrPig

    KitingOrPig Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    I have some jokes about mythic weapons, but you'll never get them.
     
    KitingOrPig, Dec 18, 2019
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  20. ZockerCam

    ZockerCam Travelling sorcerer. Master of Wind Magic. VIP+

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    Thx for making a giveaway ;P
    The name of my account: ZockerCam
    I currently have no rank and therefor I would like to have VIP
    All of you: have a nice day! :D
     
    ZockerCam, Dec 18, 2019
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