World New Province!!!

Hi I am CalAnders.

It was a chilly night on top of the yellow roof of Detlas. As I contemplated my existence, my mind flourished with imaginations of a wild, mystical land. A land to be known as Shroomland. This land is a magical land where all sorts of so called "Drugs" are legal and citizens will go on sprees endlessly searching for this legendary plant called by humans called "Shrooms." The humans are misinformed but the natives of the province, the "druggies" knew the truth. They knew health benefits of these Shrooms. They knew of their sacred healing powers and also, the realization that they are invincible while in this nation.

This Province is a massive ground for growth of Shrooms and it's complete legality divides the good from the bad. Though a wormhole away, these shrooms allow the humans to experience nothing like ever before. Once invited to Shroomland, they will not leave. They stay under their own needs during restless nights. But humans find this thought unsatisfactory prior they experience the province. They are unaware of the magics that work their way through your eyes and through your brain.

They reveal yourself to you.

~ CalAnders

Thank you, humans, for reading my invitation to Shroomland. Hope you all take it well and will join my in my neighbor's slime pool for some fun some time!

 

nice 10char

 

always wondered where yahya went when he wasnt beating us up in shattered minds

 

Through his mushroom wormhole. He never lost the fight. He never died. He was a god, "drug lord" as humans call him. He was the king of Shroomland and will be until overthrown by a higher, overdose of a warrior.

 

Okay, this shouldn't be in General Suggestions, seriously.

 

Why though... its a suggestion about a general topic

 

Because this is a bigger joke than MG4.
*I doubt many people will understand this*

 

LOL I understand that!!! lmaoooo

anyway, i had this in my mind "on the yellow roof" and i decided it was gold so some people have to know about it!

EDIT: I use MG4 to piss people off sometimes.

 

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shroomland. The lore and plot is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of wynncraft coding and lore, most of the details will go over a typical readers head. There's also the druggies deep character development, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The smart readers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these details, to realize that they're not just detailed- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Shroomland suggestion truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the subtle messages in the druggies catchprase"Gimme shrooms you fucking dirtbag before I stab you in the chest with this knife ahhhhhhhh" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as CalAnders genius unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Shroomland tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

Come with me, wise @(Meric), join me! I have just received an invitation from one of the migrating Shroomland Cattle that roam Shroomland. Following a daily migration route, they make their way through the wormhole to and from Shroomland. Join me in an adventure to seek what lies beyond the theoretical wormhole. Experience with me, the awesome powers of the ways of the druggies.

Our true meaning in life, our purpose, is to move on to better lands. It is our time.

After all the thought behind solving the ever changing riddle of mystery that is unlocking the wormhole, with the help of you, we can break through and be the first humans to travel there. But unfortunately, as of right now, The Bugs are calling me. The Pillow Bugs call me the loudest and The Keyboard Bugs grasp my tentacles that are my fingers. They are gently requesting to have me leave at once. Now, The Pillow Bugs are calling louder than ever. They scream my name as I move towards them. I feel the weight of so called Exhaustion as I fall down into their beloved embrace.

"Nighty night!" One said. Another squeals with joy as they all get what they want after all. Ultimately, the experience is what matters and they constantly talk to me about how that's the most important aspect of life, the meaning of it! "Sleep well!" in a squeaky voice. "You too," I say. I am Nothing without you Shroom Bugs. You're my Friends and most of all, you're my Family.

Thank you all who join on my parade of endurance and scientific adventure!

~ CalAnders, signing off.

 

vip plaza is there for a reason

 

@Snerp

 

Nice shitpost

 

lol how high are you rn

 

shrooms/10, amazing suggestion!

 

I don't know whether or not to take this seriously at all... Hence the only feedback that I can offer is; Please educate me further so that ones eyes can be opened...

 

I need to be on what ever you are

 

stupidity?

 

It's not stupidity, perhaps it's wisdom. My remembrance of Shroomland is vague yet tough. I have been inflicted upon by the experiences that have unfolded right in front of my eyes, through my "Cal-Mobile" black horse, and through the mystical wormhole. As soon as you enter the province, the aroma of the druggies fill your nostrils and it's paralyzing at first, but you know what they say, it only hurts the first time. After that, you get used to it and eventually find yourself chilling out playing a game called Etintrof. It's a battle royale game only played by the legendary druggies. This magical world is addictive, thus causing you to live there, forever inflicted upon by the powers of Shroomland. Among the swirls and spirals of the land, you can see creatures beyond your wildest imagination, some druggies have described their doses as, "Bigga than the 'shrooms in tha Light Realm brah" Their doses are massive and their tolerance is overwhelming. But this just keeps them striving to go bigger and more. They make profit off sales. They live off of them. They thrive underneath the "Biggast 'shrooms in tha galaxay."

Tha World is waitin' for ya brah. Why ya jus' sit-in' there and not joinin' us yet brah!?

Take 'er for a spin, try tha biggast one ya can even find brah.

Don't wait any furtha, tag those admins and allow tha humans to enjoy this wonderful world brah. Ya wouldn' wan' let it all gotta waste, would ya brah?