Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

Well sorry to say but the government just got absorbed by Russia so it's not classified as a city until it actually has regular people.

 

Well sorry to say, I dont fucking care, the government will treat it as a city or the world may end.

 

Well sorry to say you have just been removed from power for Terroristic Threats First Degree.
Mine.

 

Well sorry to say that I didnt do shit, I'm tasked with securing and containing anomalous objects, and protecting humanity. I didn't choose to have a possibly world-ending monster in the world, I'm protecting you.

 

woo im an anomalous object
also can anyone else like take the city or somethin
im bored in my cell

 

watch me forced to save my own thread from 2nd page doom
also when did this turn into an SCP-fest. Eh, I'll just go along with it.

Has anybody killed everyone via [DATA EXPUNGED] and 2000'd the world yet? I'm totally doing that btw. I reprogram everyone to worship me and kill any would-be usurpers on sight.

 

I deleted you. I now own the city

 

as everyone worships you, there are no conflicts, as we all are of the same ideology.
as i also worship you, I am set free
however, being free gives me access to a tv remote.
I reprogram the volume down button to make everyone rebel against you.
I press it, and everyone removes your ownership of the city
as they are too busy kicking your ass, I take the city

the 3 button now kills you.
I press it
mine

 

i reprogram the city to where there can only be one owner and i set the person to me. I also set up a highly secure firewall with 7 1000 character passwords. I also install a hack detection system that deletes anyone who tries to hack it. T H E C I T Y I S M I N E

 

the 7 button makes me the owner of the city.
I press it, and you are kicked out.
mine

 

I bullshit my way to victory

 

no
mine

 

no u. the city is mine

 

yeah no
suddenly bullshit
mine

 

hmm

 

Well it's mine now
Mwaha-
...
hmm

I haven't been able to get in the same evil laugh ever since I cut out my own lungs.
and the rest of my flesh

 

I give you three lungs in exchange for the city
pleasure doing business with you
mine