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King Of The Hill (revival)

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Smile, Nov 26, 2016.

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  1. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    Sounds like Fenrir the wolf. Imma go with that.
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    Every last Norse god suddenly appears. They all bind up Bailwolf in unbreakable chains, leaving him only enough room to guard the hill. The Norse gods agree they should give the hill to the Olympians as a gesture of good will. I march up the hill and build a copy of Mount Olympus on the top.
    The hill is now the home of all the Olympian gods, and a giant wolf guards the foot of the hill.
     
  2. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    I implode myself and kill everyone. We need a new hill
     
  3. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    I build a new hill, claim it, copyright it, trademark it, patent it, name it Mt. Florf, and sign legal documents that give me permanent ownership over it that cannot be transferred.
     
  4. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    I 'accidentally' crash my sun chariot into the USPTO. All said legal documents burn in the fire, and the moon 'coincidentally' blocks all transmissions, so the files can't be saved online.
    After the USPTO is rebuilt, I claim it as a registered trademark, giving me all rights to the hill, and name it "APOLLOISBETTERTHANARTEMIS" with my sister's permission, of course.
     
  5. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    However, the documents were already saved online, so the hill still belongs to me.
     
  6. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    I call up Hillary Clinton (she's a good friend of mine) and have her hide the documents in her email server. Fixed.
     
  7. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    However, the documents are found while the FBI are going through the server and stored elsewhere.
     
  8. Eirika & Ephraim

    Eirika & Ephraim Gone Fishing

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    However, I send a plague down on the FBI with my bow, and they all die before they can say anything about the documents.
     
  9. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    However, a god from a different religion broke your bow, so you can't :D
     
  10. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    While you two squabble I have claimed the hill
     
  11. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    But I still own it due to the legal documents :D
     
  12. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    due to me being a legendary hacker no you don't
     
  13. Florfy5

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    Nah bro, see these documents? I have about 1,000 copies of these stored in 1,000 different secret bunkers nobody knows about :D
     
  14. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    I still claim the hill as paper means nothing to me.
     
  15. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    I hypnotize you into leaving the hill. I claim it.
     
  16. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    I realize what you did and challenge you to a duel. I rig the duel so you auto lose. I claim the hill
     
  17. Florfy5

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    Except I am an mlg pro and win. I still have the hill.
     
  18. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    I summon half life three to overcome your dankness. I claim the hill
     
  19. Eirika & Ephraim

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    I summon Full Life 3. My dankness doubles yours, and the hill is now mine.
     
  20. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    I summon the omnipotent Morgan Freeman to destroy your pagan self.

    I claim the hill
     
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