Unbeelievable

@Pretzule @Misty I did it

Notes:

• The quest NPC's name is Bad, named after staff member @Pretzule
• Bad lives in a small cabin by the entrance of Honeycomb Canyons

===[ OVERVIEW ]========================================

Difficulty: Medium
Location: Honeycomb Canyons
Level: 35
Reward:

• Bad’s Scarf helmet
• 25000 experience points
• 128 emeralds

===[ STAGE 1 ]===========================================

>> Talk to Bad outside Honeycomb Canyons.

Bad [1/9]: Over here, young adventurer!
Bad [2/9]: Oh, thank goodness you're here. Hardly any of you young'uns come by Honeycomb Canyons anymore.
Bad [3/9]: You'll help me, won't you?
Bad [4/9]: I'm in quite the predicament. The situation is just DESBEECABLE. Of course I won’t just let it BEE!
Bad [5/9]: Oh goodness. You do see what all the BUZZ is about now? A few days ago, I was making my rounds through the Honeycomb Canyons like I usually do.
Bad [6/9]: That's when I stumbled across a BEEAUTIFUL flower patch. I scavenge the same route by routine, but never have I seen such flowers!
Bad [7/9]: You won't BEELIEVE how mesmerizing it was. Oh, the colors, UNBEELIEVABLE. And the smell? Sweet as HONEY!
Bad [8/9]: I just couldn’t leave it alone. I took it home and thought it’d BEE the best snack I’d had in awhile. Instead, this happened! When I think about my naivety, it still STINGS a little…
Bad [9/9]: Anyways, you must help me! If you do, I promise it won’t BEE a waste of your time. If you follow the red flowers, you’ll find the flower patch.

===[ STAGE 2 ]===========================================

>> Follow the red flowers and investigate Honeycomb Canyons for a cure.

Note: The canyons have beehives and honey on all sides. There is a trail of red flowers leading into the heart of the canyons. The sides are all stained with yellow and orange clay. Right above the flower patch, there is a huge hive. There is a cave near the flower patch that leads into the hive. If the player attempts to enter at this point in the quest, it will say:

[ The stench of honey is UNBEELIEVABLY hypnotizing. You feel like you won’t BEE able to leave once you enter. ]

There are two types of mobs in Honeycomb Canyons:

• Worker bee | model = yellow stained clay | melee
• Drone bee | model = orange stained clay | ranged
• BARRY THE BEE | model = black stained clay | melee | mini boss

===[ STAGE 3 ]===========================================

>> Report back to Bad about your findings.

Bad [1/6]: What? There was a hive above the flower patch? I can’t BEELIEVE I missed something like that!
Bad [2/6]: Hmm…
Bad [3/6]: Well… when there’s a hive, there’s a queen. I’ve heard rumors about the queen of the canyon. She’s quite STINGY, allegedly. To BEE HONEYST, it might be dangerous meeting with her.
Bad [4/6]: What? You’ll do it? Really?
Bad [5/6]: Then you’ll need this! Many adventurers are lured into the hives, never to return. The smell of honey is too SWEET to resist. This scarf to cover your nose and mouth should do the trick.
Bad [6/6]: Oh goodness, how I’m going to repay you is BEEYOND me. Thank you, thank you!

[ You obtained Bad’s Scarf. ]

• Bandana | Rare | Helm | 425 health

===[ STAGE 4 ]===========================================

Heading back towards the flower patch, the player can now enter the cave.

>> Speak to the Queen Bee about a cure.

The Queen [1/11]: Ahh… I smell something unusual. What's this?
The Queen [2/11]: Mm, haven’t had a guest in awhile now. What brings you, small one?
The Queen [3/11]: What? You want a cure to the RaPUNculus flower?
The Queen [4/11]: Hah! The old man sent you, didn’t he? Always wandering through our canyons and taking our honey.
The Queen [5/11]: Annoying. A PEST.

[ The hive stirs in agreement. ]

The Queen [6/11]: He should just BUZZ OFF.

[ The hive buzzes louder, chanting BUZZ OFF, BUZZ OFF, BUZZ OFF. ]

The Queen [7/11]: Yes! It’s just as my children say.
The Queen [8/11]: Mm… It does sound like he’s learned his lesson, doesn’t it? I guess I’ll let him go this time…
The Queen [9/11]: …
The Queen [10/11]: Hah! Is that what you thought I’d say, little one? Aw, you jest with me!
The Queen [11/11]: My children, ATTACK!

Boss fight with the queen. Upon defeating her, you receive the cure.

[ You obtained RaPUNculus Cure. ]

=== STAGE 5 ===========================================

>> Return to Bad with the RaPUNculus Cure.

Bad [1/10]: Oh, the cure! I don’t BEELIEVE it! Quick, hand me it.
Bad [2/10]: …
Bad [3/10]: …
Bad [4/10]: …
Bad [5/10]: Oh… that’s the stuff! My back is feeling BEETTER already! Wow, I didn’t even realize how uncomfortable it was BEEFORE.
Bad [6/10]: Huh? My sickness? The damned flower gave me chronic back pain! It was UNBEEARABLE! Ugh, I can’t imagine what it would BEE like had it not BEEN for you.
Bad [7/10]: What? What do you mean? There’s nothing else wrong with me, BEELIEVE me!
Bad [8/10]: I can’t BEELIEVE you. I was going to reward you nicely, too.
Bad [9/10]: Yes, I choose to live alone! Nobody drove me out of anywhere. That’s none of your BEESWAX!
Bad [10/10]: You can keep the scarf. Just leave me, shoo! BEEGONE!

ding ding ding quest complete
your life is now complete too

ggg hel p me e

edit: STOP LIKING THIS OH MY GOD let me put my sins behind me

 

This probably isn't going to be added in... cause... well... quest ideas... aren't really... implemented.... you may have gotten lucky w/ the shop tag... but still... it's up to gms...

 

[desire to post bee movie script intensifies]

really tho gud quest

 

This quest is snow joke

 

I want to put the bee script in here. But I'll probs get in trouble xD

 

I like the puns

 

lol I don't know why the shop thing is relevant. This is a complete different thing

Of course this won't be added.

God forbid this gets added.

 

*insert bee pun here*

 

well cause it got added in:D

 

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

 

This has to bee the best suggestion I've ever seen.

 

beeuatiful work

 

Such a sweet quest. It did give me some hives though. But I can't bee mad, it was pretty funny and features a "sticky situation".
yea i know i make bad jokes o3o

 

Oh come on whoever says this quest idea is bad is an unbeeliever. Just leave it bee and help this idea beecome a true quest! Donate some money for it, or bee known to bee stingy forever and buzz off!

 

@BeeMiner
But where are the honeycomb canyons?
And why is pretzule bad?

 

1.change the npb starter name
2.wheres the helmet stats?
3.wheres the hon eycomb canyon in the map?

 

You're horrible.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

NOT THE BEEEEZ!!!!!

 

Why thanks a lot for the concept. You all didn't expect any other quest for Corkus, did you?

 

Oh my... the puns are really up to some sky high standards now... I beelieve you might want to add in a poll btw...