World Why Can't We Visit Death's Office Whenever We Die?

add a poll this is a great sugestion

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this could really be something like the sea skiper and death would tell us some jokes or stories every once in a while

 

[Death]ACCORDING TO THESE PAPERS YOU DIED BY...
[Death]YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD NOT AFK IN NESAAK... RIGHT?

 

Gonna add to this later. Including

-Small talk examples
-Different death messages
-Events (Death will give you a health potion, tp scroll, etc to help you from dying next time if you watch the cutscene)

 

Like Seaskipper?
Also, this is a great idea. add a poll though.

 

Fine, I'll add a poll. Happy, everyone? Now you can click a button and see a number. Whoa!!!

Edit: Shit I can't

Super Edit: I added a fake poll so you can all get yourselves off to it. Problem solved.

 

Death: ACCORDING TO THIS PAPER YOU DIED FROM THAT IMPOSTOR IN THAT ICE TOWER.
Death: YOU HAD ONE JOB AND YOU FAILED MISERABLY.
Death: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET SOME ACTUALLY DECENT FIGHTERS TO HELP YOU.

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also
Death: ACCORDING TO THIS PAPER YOU DIED BY...
Death: HEY, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE VERY GOOD INTERNET?
Death: YOU SHOULD AT LEAST GET A DECENT PLAN AND NOT DIE BY LAG.

 

give you a clue, i jumped down the middle of the great bridge

 

Death:DON'T YOU KNOW I HAVE A LIFE TOO I WAS JUST EATING COOKIES!
Death:AS A PUNISHMEANT IM GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR SOUL POINTS AND 1 emerald.
Death:WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE 1 SOUL POINT LEFT AND I CAN'T TAKE THAT 1.
Death:ALSO WHY DO YOU HAVE 0 EMERALDS ON YOU.
DEATH:UHHHHH FORGET IT JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

 

i love this 10/10
i loved death in beyond the grave lol

 

Added some fun responses.

 

*Dying to Qira*

Death: ACCORDING TO THESE PAPERS YOU DIED TO...
Death: OH, THAT SPIDER? WAIT, AREN'T HUMANS SUPPOSED TO STOMP ON SPIDERS?
Death: YOU MUST BE A TERRIBLE WARRIOR, HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THERE?

So, it seems like a super fun thing, also it should happen only after Beyond the graves, like he stops erasing your memory cuz he doesn't care anymore

 

Damn death talking smooth and he would treat me RIGHT.

Anyway I guess this would be a cool idea actually, but bad if you're trying to rush back and get items you lost

 

That's why you could skip it or set an option to disable it entirely.

 

Kek

 

It says how he doesnt let us mermorize any of the times we visit except the one time

 

[Death] AND DON'T LET ME SEE YOU USING THOSE EMERALDS ON ANYTHING ELSE! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A CHARITY FUND?
[Death] EVERYTHING I GIVE TO YOU IS GENEROUSLY STOLEN FROM ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE SOUL THAT DROPS DOWN HERE. I CAN'T JUST MAKE THESE THINGS FORM OUT OF THIN AIR. AFTER ALL, THAT WOULD BE A GRIEVOUS VIOLATION OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
[Death] AND WE DON'T BREAK THE RULES HERE IF WE WANT TO KEEP THE LIGHTS RUNNING.

 

Tbh we've already seen it that one time, so what's the point of erasing it again.

This would be 11/10 amazing.
More death puns.
We should all also keep this quiet from lower levels so when they discovered it after the quest they can be like, "Whoah is this cool!"

(If you die to the same mob twice)
[Death] OH, THAT WAS QUICK. WELCOME BACK.
[Death] THESE PAPERS SA... THAT GUY, AGAIN, REALLY. I FIGURED YOU'D LEARNED YOUR LESSON THE FIRST TIME.
[Death] I DO HOPE YOU DON'T TRY AGAIN, IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU LEARN FROM TALKING TO THE DEAD, IT'S THAT THE THIRD TIME IS NOT THE CHARM.
[Death] SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU BACK HERE.

 

I lik,e the idea, Im just sayin we gotta rewrite a part of the main quest

 

Oh.

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Don't break the fourth wall, this is for immersion.
Try -
[Death] YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T FALL ASLEEP THERE, RIGHT?

 

Or, if you lose multiple SP in a row without taking any actions:

[Death] I SEE YOU DECIDED THAT A MOB-INFESTED ICY WASTELAND WAS A GOOD PLACE TO TAKE A NAP.

[Death] DON'T DO THAT.

[Death] ...

[Death] SO HOW IS THE WEATHER?

[Death] ARE YOU STILL SLEEPING? THERE ARE MOTELS YOU KNOW

(If the player doesn't move for a minute)

[Death] AFTER BEING PAINFULLY MAULED TO DEATH TWICE YOU DECIDE TO CONTINUE SNOOZING OFF? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF DEATH? IF YOU ARE TAHT TIRED, YOU CAN STAY IN THE GUEST ROOM. YOU MAY LEAVE AT ANY TIME. GOOD NIGHT.

The player is then teleported into a bedroom. Once they leave they are given the proper Death's Message.

(If the player does move)

[Death] OH, YOU DECIDED TO WAKE UP. AFTER HAVING YOUR INNARDS BECOME OUTARDS. AFTER HAVING YOUR FLESH RIPPED TO SHREDS. YOU DECIDED TO WAKE UP. WHAT PLEASANT TIMING. HERE IS WHAT YOU LOST WHILE YOU WERE DOZING OFF.