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The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Nepeta Leijon, Dec 5, 2015.

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  1. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Granted, you will no longer participate on this thread

    I wish I wasn't a virgin and didn't get STDs
     
  2. Malkavian

    Malkavian Formerly known as SansWolf ^^ VIP+

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    Granted, but you regret your first time terribly.

    I wish that I was really good at parkour.
     
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    IMGAMG Co-Owner of TheParadoxGroup

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    Granted, but only Minecraft parkour

    I wish that I could sleep
     
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    Granted, you sleep forever

    I wish an actual sky island existed
     
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    IMGAMG Co-Owner of TheParadoxGroup

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    Granted, but it kills anyone that gets within 100 feet of it
    I wish for a wish
     
  6. Florfy5

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    Granted, that wish is for you to fall in a pit, get swallowed by an elephant, and get put through a grinding machine then your remains bought by a raptor.
     
  7. Malkavian

    Malkavian Formerly known as SansWolf ^^ VIP+

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    Granted, but nothing happened.
    I'm playing too much Undertale...


    I wish my friend group could stop all being on the phone while we eat.
     
  8. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Granted, your friend becomes obese and dies of heart disease. his/her parents are sueing you for causing his death. You also have to pay for the funeral

    I wish necroposting was acceptable
     
  9. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    granted, everyone does it and the internet dies

    I wish geography wasn't a school subject
     
  10. Ophiocordyceps

    Ophiocordyceps Well-Known Adventurer

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    Granted, but now it is required that everyone studies it in their free time.

    I wish that the Genie stops being evil because it isn't very nice.
     
  11. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    The genie didn't quite hear that last one

    I wish to be able to interface to computers with my brain
     
  12. Malkavian

    Malkavian Formerly known as SansWolf ^^ VIP+

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    Granted, but erhm.....you are now hackable. Congrats!

    I wish that stuff that wouldn't kill me or give me some physical or mental injury would happen.
     
  13. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    ok, you now own and have to take care of 2000 baby rabbits

    i wish i had a tame pet dragon
     
  14. Ophiocordyceps

    Ophiocordyceps Well-Known Adventurer

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    You now own a tame and very affectionate pet dragon that is bound to you in a way that if it dies you die and you both feel each others pain but while in the process of taming it you got bit. It didn't kill you but now once every full moon you turn into a weredragon and it is your duty to make sure that your dragon form is chained during that night because if you forget it will go on a rampage targeting specifically the dragon you tamed destroying both you and your dragon in the process which keeps it locked in the dragon state as it has nothing to turn back to once the night ends allowing it to go on and destroy the world.

    I wish that I was able of thinking of better wishes to put here since I don't really know what to say at the moment.
     
  15. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    granted, you wish for unlimited waffles (I'm hungry)

    I wish i could summon cooked food at will
     
  16. Toasted Asian

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    Granted, wish all you want you gluttonous fuck, you later die of a heart attack and stroke

    I wish I had more ideas of what to shitpost in VIP plaza
     
  17. Florfy5

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    Granted, it becomes too dark and you get banned.

    I wish for... uh... cookies that would have no negative effect on me which nobody would ever know I had nor suspect anything.
     
  18. Bailwolf

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    granted but they taste like air

    i wish people wouldn't be mean to me
     
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    Granted, but they're so nice it creeps you out.

    I wish for nobody except me to have cake and nobody knows I have cake nor suspect I have the delicious cake.
     
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    granted but you develop an allergy to cakes
     
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