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The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Nepeta Leijon, Dec 5, 2015.

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  1. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    Granted, but you have 1 health and no defenses.

    I wish the next person will be run over by a train that will not hit me.
     
  2. DCM627

    DCM627 Recluse of a Blue Slime HERO

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    Granted, but I'm a slime so it doesn't hurt me.

    I wish I could have a better social life as I talk to no one right now...
     
  3. IMGAMG

    IMGAMG Co-Owner of TheParadoxGroup

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    Granted, but you became so popular that people assassinated you.

    I wish for a horse.
     
  4. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Granted, I gave you a dead horse

    I wish Hillary was still in hell
     
  5. IllusionFigures

    IllusionFigures Unrecognized Merchant HERO

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    Granted,but that Hillary is not the Hillary you wanted to be in there.

    I wish for more bookshelves.
     
  6. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    Granted, but they're all full of the book "Winners Aren't Losers", by Donald Trump

    I wish Donald Trump was actually punished for his crimes (Yes, he is a criminal).
     
  7. astroaron

    astroaron Boss of the Bremminglar Mafia VIP+

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    Granted, but he'll get let out in time for the election, and there will be no media coverage.

    I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich, made with Sourdough bread cooked an hour before and then cooled, using actual cheddar cheese. Cooked to a light brown and then cut into triangles, so I may eat it with my mouth, after which it will proceed to my stomach with no ill effects.
     
  8. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    Granted, but it was stolen and worth a million dollars. the police come and you are now in prison for life.

    I wish for some delicious chocolate ice cream bought by me for a price of $5.99, and it gives me no negative effects.
     
  9. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Granted, but now you have to wait in a long fking line, with everyone in this thread, to get the icecream. Your also the last one in line

    I wish I didn't get motion sick easily
     
  10. Luigi McDingle

    Luigi McDingle Giver of Cookies VIP

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    Granted, you now get ebola easily.

    I wish Nintendo kept making Game & Watches.
     
  11. ElegantDeath

    ElegantDeath Who needs a title anyways HERO

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    granted but the game and watches now cost more than you can afford

    I wish to be able to bend (like in avatar the last airbender)
     
  12. Luigi McDingle

    Luigi McDingle Giver of Cookies VIP

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    Granted, but you can only bend fish.

    I wish for a thing.
     
  13. RubyOnRails

    RubyOnRails Pro 360 WynnCraft no scoper VIP

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    I wish that Mojang Would remove the EULA :D
     
  14. Luigi McDingle

    Luigi McDingle Giver of Cookies VIP

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    Granted, but you get banned from Minecraft for not answering my wish and for forgetting that Microsoft owns Minecraft now.

    I wish I had an NES.
     
  15. ElegantDeath

    ElegantDeath Who needs a title anyways HERO

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    Granted but the thing you get is an elephant jacked up on haribo sugar free gummy bears
    (btw bending fish? thats not one of the 4 elements)

    I wish for a good genie
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    Granted but the nes raises your power bill x10 from some problem with it's battery
     
  16. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Granted, you get a good guinie, but I'm still the evil guinie, you get Ebola, cancer, meningitis, cyst, strep, more cancer, measles, malaria, marburg, smallpox, anthrax, elephantitis, herpes, aids, gonnoriah, pneumonia, intellectual disability, stuttering, autism, pyromania, sadism, masochism, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, psychopathic and homicidal tendencies, depression, dyslexia, ADD, BOOP, bronchitis, chronic fatigue, Alzhimers, Parkinson's, ALS, osteoporosis, all forms of arthritis, no legs, influenza, radiation poisoning, debt, drug addiction, deaf, blindness, olfactory, loss of taste, no balance, severe pain, loss of a life, heart disease, heart failure, OCD, General anxiety, even more cancer, brain cancer, skin cancer, prostate cancer, all phobias, and autism, and because good guinie is still here, I make him deaf etc etc etc. Good guinie can't undo these,

    I wish I can name more diseases.
     
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  17. RubyOnRails

    RubyOnRails Pro 360 WynnCraft no scoper VIP

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    Granted but you get those diseases.

    I wish that I could go to minecon
     
  18. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Granted, the plane, bus, ship, etc crashes into an orphanage of disabled children

    I wish I can dream.......
     
  19. ElegantDeath

    ElegantDeath Who needs a title anyways HERO

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    Granted, but the only dream you can have is a recurring one of the scariest scenario your subconscious can imagine

    I wish I could use wynncrafts powers irl
     
  20. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    Granted, all mages spam ice snake and meteor on you. And since its wynncraft powers, we have soul points :D

    I wish my phone wasn't glitchy
     
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