Battle For The Your Work Section

god darn it, so many people to respond to
better start now

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Your lyrics just can't compete.
To a master with a beat.

Your lack of skill,
it almost kills!
Your syllables are displaced,
and your rhymes make me green-faced.

Your word choice is trash,
and your references make no sense.
Prepare for backlash,
if this rap battle will now commence.

I've beat you once,
I'll do it again.
You're such a dunce,
you better abstain.

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Interesting word choice, a lot of half rhymes, but the references to wynncraft are nice.


You, up to the mic?
I've never heard sillier,
just go take a hike.

Your status ain't anything,
if no one respects.
you still try to cling,
but you'll be annexed.

Your references are cute,
but I'm not amused.
If you try to dispute,
you'll just be confused.

I've backed my bet,
and sealed my win.
but don't you fret,
I didn't even begin

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Important Disclaimer: I don't actually hate @Yuno F Gasai or @The Flubby, this is just too fun

 

kk no fuck in this one

I'm a pretty little pink princess of the Imperial guild
you're just a green monarch of the blowy weirdy pigs

overly obsessed with becoming the best
bombing Palestine? under the wing of the west!

I live there, I get the bombs delivered to my front door
in school we learn the alphabet, A B and C4

down in the west we got a nuclear facility
with enough power to erase your whole nationality

right left right? all I do is bashing you
left right left, coz this rhymes are storming you

if you'll check, my bars just getting higher
drop so hard I don't need an amplifier

well I'm done here, enough beating on this scout
I have a world to manage
[Yuno Out]

 

*drops mic*

 

Woah woah woah.

Now listen here, I made this thread,
My rhymes are the best thing since sliced bread.
My name might be modern, but ima go old school,
If you want to start a rap battle there's gonna be some rules.

When you get burned, when you backlash,
You best better remember it's not just about talking trash.
They might insult, but if you take it to heart,
That makes you the target for another dart.

My beat might be 90's, my art style 80's,
But I am not looking for some kind of rating.
Listen to my words, they are a fact,
The war of the forums is not just a pact.

This rap battle won't decide your fate,
So don't go around and use it to spread your hate.

[This has been a public service announcement from modern]

 

but talking trash is so fun
:)

 

...*drops mic?*

 

*picks up mic*
hi

 

Hello

 

NO
YOU RUINED IT
*slaps the mic out of coolfood's hand*

 

*sets fire to mic*

 

You tell me to abstain
So I'll call my buddy David Blaine

His lyrics will entrance you
Like a psychedelic vacuum,
Cause now you're stuck in my room,
And this rap battle never even started.

I'm the son of a prodigy,
A metaphysical progeny
Twisting the rules
And calling you out for a fool

Step off your pedestal and wipe it for me,
I wouldn't want your dust if meant a fortune for me

I've got bi££ion$ son,
You've got a million tiny horses,
Cause once I'm done with you,
You'll be screaming for Oprah!

Oh and yes I used to play Wynncraft,
I can make references in ones and twos,
But I doubt you'd be able to 'right-left-right' if your mommy was holding you

I've got Yuno on my side,
Combined with over 13,000 likes,
You're gonna be stuck using bide,
But this isn't Pearl and Diamond son!

We're getting real up in here,
So I'm gonna tell the truth
I think you had too much cool beer
It's starting to rot at your tooth.

As for you Modern,
I can take you too
I'm a lyrical pirate,
Hijacking threads like your Daisy Dukes

I can ravage your lands,
(and your women),
But I'll leave a little extra for Yu,

Cause I'm taking my time for this lyrical murdering just like I'm going back in time,
Because you're nothing to me,
It's plain to see,
The only good rapper here is The FlubbyB

I've got references dating back as far as Vietnam,
And the only things I smell are Napalm and sand,
Because victory is in sight,
So get out the choppers,
I'll spread famine to your villages,
Call me the blight

*burns mic in a fire*

 

I SET FIIIIIIIIIIRE
TO THE MIC!
WATCH IT BURN
AS IT
MELTS YOUR FAAAAACE!

 

ack,
tag me tmrw, i'm not gonna rap past 12:30am

 

Boy I'm still rapping and it's two
I'd scream but I'd rather say boo-ho

 

but seriously tag me tmrw, this is too good

 

hello there modern
creator of this thread
you should step sown
shoulda stayed in bed

coz its a battle between giants
Ima bring down goliath
coz I'm the david of this story
I'm in this for the glory

I never get burnt
I use a water build
I always get turnt
in the club with ma guild

your are a bit weird
might say a little stout
you just got served by me
[Yuno Out]

 

Ew
1 line has 8 syllables
The other one has 9
Make your lines match if you want to rhyme

Okay they don't have to match
But 8 and 9 are like the worst choice

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STEP SOWN

 

I'll prove to you my exellence
Even if words don't make no sense

Cause all I need is a beat and a mic,
And I can rap all night, going in it tight

Making sex references
Bringing in complex college level inferences
Cause I'm a grad, you bet it,
You're getting played like a confederate
I've got the funky flow,
Gonna be lowkey beating you
But I bet you already know
That I'm going at it like a AK-47 and a .45
Shooting your ass
It's nearly noon
Gonna press 'Q'
Get outta the room
"It's high noon"

 

Ugh more screaming about your guild?

we get it, ALRIGHT?
You know how to PvP,
And you farm all night.

In not even in a party,
I haven't touched my account since haloween
But I don't need any of that, and I don't call myself a "Queen"

David and Golaith?
Who do you think is who?
You have ten times more messages,
But what did David do?

 

I don't, I suck

I'm still level 86 ;-;