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Puns Go!

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016.

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  1. CB_Hybrid

    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    did you know that Dell laptops can sing? its called a dell for a reason!
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    well if you fed that dinosaur some sulfer it would become DINOmite
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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  2. DBlueDog

    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    as a mage i shall cast my PUNisment upon you PUNy attempts at FreePUN
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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  3. CB_Hybrid

    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    wow those were aMAGEing
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    so bluedog has your day of puns been ruff?
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    you may be barking up the wrong tree being in this thread...
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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    Relflow A dusty player CHAMPION

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    PUN-nomenal thread, you guys really CRACKED me up.
    I've got DOZENS of these puns still in EGGSCELLENT taste.
    I guess you could say this was a... plan...et.

    (Ever heard of Sans? He's a Pun-God.)
    This thread is bone-ified entertainment.
    throw me a bone. C'mon these are good.
    So, I walk into class one day, a girl from Vegan club said she knew me. A guy asked about it later and I said, "I've never met hervibore!"
    Sans out, puns out.
     
    Relflow, Apr 5, 2016
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  5. DBlueDog

    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    as a warrior i am glad you took a STAB at this
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    damn that was some PUNisment to all, goodjob
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    those were good but it gave me a cold shiver... snow way am I giving up now! ive got some threats coming... im just yoking don't worry...
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    it may seem your puns are beginning to glow...stone...
    I am nether gonna say that again! no one will lava me this time... Ill just get burned...
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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  7. DBlueDog

    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    theme animals go!:
    ducks QUACK me up
    an adventure? ALPACA my bags
    a man went to the zoo, he wanted a SEAL of approval
    Simba was walking too slow until he was asked to MUFASA
    Don't make my laugh, you'll make me PUMA pants
    am i OWL by myself on this?
    i whip my HARE back and forth
    a woodland animal build a bench with it's BEAR hands
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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  8. CB_Hybrid

    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    By the way sorry if any of these puns are cheesy... im a bit off my game so they really should be cheddar... well they are still pretty gouda...
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    some of those were bearly funny... I HAREdly laughed... are you sleeping? i bed you are googling these...
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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  9. DBlueDog

    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    a man goes into a farm. with a gun to the back of his head the man asks "GOAT any last words?"
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    you may call me CHEESY but i'm feeling GRATE
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    im feeling a bit colourless but ive got to admit this thread is grayt
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    when i'm naked in the bathroom the shower normally gets turned on
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    I think im part ram cause now im feeling a bit sheepish... wool you do me a favour and get rid of the shear sight of this thread... even though you are a dog and you've still got your pawsome tails... no one nose...
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    hey, LAMA RAM my way into EWE-re heart
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    innuendos are like blunt knives... i don't get the point...
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    that's just bull... there are udder ways to chase people... beating their calves doesn't work...
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    person 1: what do you call something with no body and no nose?
    person 2: what?
    person 1: glad you could ask because noBody Nose
    person 2: no, no i meant what, why are you making normal jokes, prepare for PUNishment and a PUNful death
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    when your being stealthy do you wear leather clothing cause its made of hide?
    the curiosity and the fact you wont tell me is making me furryious... even though i clawt you on camera... you wouldnt say...
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    you CAT to me KITTEN me
     
    DBlueDog, Apr 5, 2016
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    CB_Hybrid Travelling Hybrid (randomly combusts)

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    I understand that you say you didn't kill him but since we are in a hive im not sure i can beelieve you... and you just had to make the comb the weapon...
     
    CB_Hybrid, Apr 5, 2016
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    DBlueDog Just a Humanoid Dog

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    a ram, bull, goat and rhino met up. the local village said that's where all the HORNy animals go
     
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    Baezingashinga Famous Adventurer VIP+

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    Some Pokemon puns :)
    I'm gonna RAICHU a song.
    I'm gonna PIKACHU in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Huh, that HO OH me some money...
     
    Baezingashinga, Apr 5, 2016
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