Semi-joke Class Suggestion - Peasant

I don't see the point in making an introduction. The title was the introduction. It introduced you to the thread.

The Peasant's weapon is, of course, the noble Battle Hoe, because original jokes are for scrubs.
Battle Hoes always have either Very Fast or Super Fast attack speed because I must take every opportunity to annoy people about the 1.9 hoe changes. However, in accordance with 1.9, this means they have lower DPS than any other class weapon.
As a result of the low DPS weapons, their spells deal above average damage.

Spell 1: Wheat Tornado!
Base Mana Cost: 6
Damage Type: Air
Weapon Damage: 40% per half a sec, lasts 5 sec.
A tornado of wheat goes forth from the Peasant at a slowish speed, carrying any enemies it hits along with it. Teammates get healed for 25% of your weapon damage if it touches them, because raw wheat is delicious.
Upgrade 1: Bakery - If any fire attacks hit the wheat, it turns into bread, adding 15% damage per half sec and +10% healing. Base dmg goes to 45% weapon dmg.
Upgrade 2: Stop Animal Abuse - Cows from your Animal Husbandry spell have their damage boosted by 10% upon touching the tornado.
Upgrade 3: Crop Rotation - Spell's name becomes Crop Tornado. Every use, the type of crop changes, based on a 4-step sequence.
Wheat: You know what this does already.
Potato: Deals 5% more damage per hit than the wheat tornado but moves slower.
Carrot: Goes quite a bit faster than wheat. Good for getting mobs away.
Tree: You just throw a fully grown tree at the enemy without really thinking about it, because all Peasants are Incredible Hulk clones. It deals 500% weapon damage and sends blocks of wood that deal 30% weapon damage everywhere. Bakery adds 35% weapon damage of fire damage to the main tree and 5% to the wood blocks.

Spell 2: Animal Husbandry
Base Mana Cost: Still 6
Damage Type: Earth
A cow charges out of your body. Everything it hits takes 200% weapon damage and a rather large amount of knockback so you can escape.
Upgrade 1: Anger Issues - Your cow goes out of its straight line path to hit extra enemies. What a jerk.
Upgrade 2: It's a STAMPEDE! - Now it's 10 different cows that come out over the course of 1 second. They each do only 30% weapon dmg, though. They also till land for your Battle Harvest spell.
Upgrade 3: Biodiversity - They're now all different types of farm animal. Cows still do Earth damage,
Chicken does Air, Sheep does Thunder, Pig does Neutral and Horse does water for no apparent reason.

Spell 3: Battle Harvest
Base Mana Cost: 6... again.
Damage Type: Earth
You have a 50% chance to till the ground when you swing your weapon at it. Use this skill on a tilled block to plant wheat. This grows under enemies and uppercuts them for 50% weapon damage +50% for each growth stage.
Once it's done with that, it explodes into wheat for your teammates. Just like Wheat Tornado, they heal, but only for 10% weapon damage.
Skill can hit with every growth stage. Tilled land only lasts for 4 seconds with nothing planted.
Upgrade 1: Harvest Time - Hit the wheat just as it hits its last growth stage to cause a 200% weapon damage explosion and even more wheat than usual.
Upgrade 2: Premature - Hit the wheat when it's only just started growing to give yourself 1.5x the mana used for casting it back. Can only be used once every 10 seconds.
Upgrade 3: Seeds - 1-2 Seeds also fly out of the wheat. They hit enemies for 20% weapon damage, but if they hit tilled land, they start the skill again.

Spell 4: Cooking Pot
Base Mana Cost: Guess what? It's 14! HA! Thought you could predict me?
Damage Type: Water and Fire equally.
Use this skill to summon a cooking pot and trap the enemy in it for 3 seconds. Over these seconds, they take 300% weapon damage. After this, for 5 seconds they'll be cooked, and any hit against them will heal the attacker for 15% of
the damage the spell does.
Upgrade 1: Add a Side - Hit it with your Wheat/Crop Tornado to boost the healing by 10%. Unless you used Tree.
Upgrade 2: Another Main Course? - Throw something from your Animal Husbandry spell in and they'll take another 50% weapon damage from all the thrashing about. They'll also heal you for 10% more.
Upgrade 3: New type of herb - Use Battle Harvest on the pot to add wheaty herbs to the dish. They give you 1 mana every time you hit the Cooked enemy.


uhh yeah anyway

 

this is really confusing, and theres no traveling spell ;-;

 

1. Don't see why it's confusing
2. You don't need a traveling spell. You only need an escape spell, which is Animal Husbandry. Large Knockback.

 

lol random bump