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  1. Bart (MC)
    Bart (MC)
    "save me highly specific media" except it's at most one shelf's worth i just keep rereading
    May 14, 2026
  2. RonalMC
    RonalMC
    fuck u nyam
    May 14, 2026
  3. Catfan105
    Catfan105
    Apparently there’s a Wildwood movie coming out, I am incredibly hyped for that
    May 13, 2026
  4. Biff
    Biff
    Iron sharpens iron, but might the dull knife dull the sharp one?
    May 13, 2026
    1. Elytry likes this.
  5. Bart (MC)
    Bart (MC)
    i think by now i've hit the 2nd longest profile wall on the forums, just tantibus to go (in like 3 years)
    May 13, 2026
    1. Elytry, Krooza, Fleega and 3 others like this.
    2. Biff
      Biff
      So, assuming a constant number of statuses per page (i.e. unaffected by replies), every page has 20 statuses. Tantibus has 171 pages meaning 3420 statuses. Now, he does have quite a bit of posts from other people, and I'm not about to count all of them so we'll assume 2 pages worth (it is most defiantly more but shhhh...). So that means he has 3380 statuses.
      May 16, 2026
    3. Biff
      Biff
      You have 143 pages and like 19 statuses on the newest page so 2879 statuses. You need 501 statuses, which, assuming a rate of one post per day is... well... 501 days. A year and a little over four months.
      May 16, 2026
      Bart (MC) likes this.
  6. WintersGift038
    WintersGift038
    Havin fun on Wynn
    May 13, 2026
  7. BrokenRealities
    BrokenRealities
    for some reason the THIRD boss in Apotheosis is basically designed to counter Acrobat
    May 12, 2026
    2. BrokenRealities
      BrokenRealities
      what did i do to deserve this
      May 12, 2026
    3. BrokenRealities
      BrokenRealities
      war crimes don't count
      May 12, 2026
  8. Hazelwish
    Hazelwish
    Leveling professions ;^;
    May 12, 2026
  9. Biff
    Biff
    Two Islands, seperated by the sea. One gets the fish, the lovely reefs, the beeches. The other faces the ruin of the storms brought forth.
    May 12, 2026
  10. Bart (MC)
    Bart (MC)
    im so bored i need to give myself a mental illness they've never even heard about before
    May 12, 2026
    1. Catfan105, cmosier and Fleega like this.
    2. Bart (MC)
      Bart (MC)
      returning to this in 2031 when they finally diagnose me with the most common one on the planet and make fun of me for it
      May 12, 2026
      cmosier and Fleega like this.
    3. Catfan105
      Catfan105
      Bartism
      May 12, 2026
      cmosier and Bart (MC) like this.
  11. bananadiehard
    bananadiehard
    Guild owner of The Quote Gang.
    May 12, 2026
  12. Melkor
    Melkor
    Please fix your game Salted
    May 11, 2026
  13. Biff
    Biff
    Smitten I lay, by the majestic arrows of my enemy. Perhaps I should have fired first, but it wasn't right when they were smitten by another
    May 11, 2026
  14. Bart (MC)
    Bart (MC)
    had a dream a few days ago where i beat my insecurities and the feeling was indescribable; but getting out of bed will be so hard for a week
    May 11, 2026
    2. Bart (MC)
      Bart (MC)
      i can bounce back from sour moods anytime but a little bit of my soul fell into my mind at night and that doesn't grow back fast
      May 11, 2026
    3. Bart (MC)
      Bart (MC)
      i'm allowed to edgepost i'm only a little guy
      May 11, 2026
      cmosier likes this.
    4. Biff
      Biff
      I had such a dream towards the end of march, and a similar dream (about the way-way future results of my having gotten over them) towards the end of february. I completly get it
      May 11, 2026
      Bart (MC) likes this.
  15. eramoria
    eramoria
    you are enough.
    May 11, 2026
  16. mrdragonboi
    mrdragonboi
    ngl I like Assassin more now :D
    May 10, 2026
  17. Biff
    Biff
    Need some grindstone because I'm not disenchanted with the world yet.
    May 10, 2026
    1. Elytry likes this.
  18. Bart (MC)
    Bart (MC)
    yall my grandma had a hip fracture a month or 2 ago & today we nearly missed her as she was out on a walk. that woman is 94 & indestructable
    May 10, 2026
    1. Fleega and cmosier like this.
    2. Bart (MC)
      Bart (MC)
      yes it was with a walker and she can't do stairs still but i've never seen anyone above 70 get back up from literally not being able to even get up from a bed to going back on walks in any semblence of this timeframe. really hoping i'm getting these genes or she WILL outlive me
      May 10, 2026
      Krooza, Fleega and cmosier like this.
  19. Biff
    Biff
    I... Axelus... He... He just died. In part 3 I had make a Romeo and Juliet joke... I guess it was closer than I knew
    May 9, 2026
    2. Biff
      Biff
      Luckily I have Feather Fly II saved for tomorrow. Something a little lighter than genocide is casual racism
      May 9, 2026
  20. Bart (MC)
    Bart (MC)
    waking up with the windows open is insanely absurdly nice for reasons entirely unbeknownst to me. but i can recommend it :)
    May 9, 2026
    1. Krooza likes this.
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