You Thought This Was Over

WELL IT AINT OVER UNTIL YOU DEAD


Essentially, bullshit a reason why you survived an attack by the above poster, then attack the below poster in a creative, fun way.


I bludgeon the Below Poster with a pool noodle until they're organs fail.

 

I'm a skeleton dog I don't have organs :P

I continuasly bite at the next person until they die.

 

Im made of light dummy

I uh summon a lightning bolt an strike the user below

 

Joke's on you, I have a ground type Pokemon, and ground types are immune to electric attacks!

my name jeff.

Defend against that, bitch

 

Memes are ideas created by other people so if I don't believe in there power then it cant affect me

10 BILLION NUKES TO THE FACE!

 

There were too many entities and the server crashed. When it restarted, the nukes disappeared.

I play the emoji movie on every tv station.

 

I control the internet so you cant do this

I use dark energy magic to write you out of existence

 

But i use a pen and write myself back from nonexistence.

I send you to a forced labor in sibiria before internets existence, effectively removing you from here.

 

Really you just reduced my to my lesser form of wolf god and not internet hacker god. Im still ridiculously intelligent so I build a time machine and warp myself back here.

I put you in a time machine and transport you to 27000000000 A.D.

 

Given the idea that time machines exist (and probably are a lot cheaper in the future), I go back in time.

Using the time machine, I kill an ancestor of the BP, which removed them from existence.

 

Jokes on you, by that logic my ancestor had to be killed already, which means I wouldn't go anywhere.

I drop a cake on BP

 

I'm not dead. It's a cake. Come on, man.

Pool Noodle Attack 2: Electric Boogaloo

 

I eat the pool noodle. Cuz it's foam. C'mon, guy.

I throw BP into a river locked in chains. If they survive, I hang them.

 

Fuck you, that's my feti-

I throw @RetiFile on top of the BP.

 

How do throw me on myself???????????????

I throw @RetiFile on BP

 

You miss and slam into the ground.

I literally just fuckin shoot you.

 

I'm wearing bulletproof armor m8.

I drop a heat-seeking anvil on top of the person below me.

 

*Summons the pineapple lord*

u wat m8?

I'll slap the person below me until they are nothing more than paste.

 

You realize you just slapped Oryx 10 times in the face.

It's time to run.

I take out my anger by grabbing BP and squeezing them to death.

 

How do you squeeze light?

I drop a universe on BP